Dave Attell: Quotes about sex

Dave Attell is comedian. Explore interesting quotes on sex.

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“Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!"”

"What was I thinking!"
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“Amish Sex - Oh Jebediah, give it to me you Abe Lincoln lookin motherfucker. Oh MOLASSES!”

"Skanks for the Memories"

“Even now, as we speak, people are having sex with animals. And we wonder why the animals attack us.”

"Skanks for the Memories"

“Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.”

Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell