“God, sometimes you just don't come through. Do you need a woman to look after you?”
Tori Amos (1963) American singer
"God".
Songs
Source: A Tori Amos Collection: Tales of a Librarian
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
“God, sometimes you just don't come through. Do you need a woman to look after you?”
Tori Amos (1963) American singer
"God".
Songs
Source: A Tori Amos Collection: Tales of a Librarian
Sherry Argov (1977) American writer
Source: Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship
“As a young man, you need a kick in the ass sometimes. Thank God, I really took that to heart.”
Jordi Vilasuso (1981) American actor
JORDI VILASUSO (REY, Y&R) REFLECTS ON THE GIG THAT LAUNCHED HIS SOAP CAREER https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/jordi-vilasuso-rey-yr-reflects-on-the-gig-that-launched-his-soap-career/ (August 4, 2020)
Warren Farrell book The Myth of Male Power
Source: The Myth of Male Power (1993), Part IV: Where do we go from here, p. 358.
Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
“Sometimes a woman needs a man for company, no matter how useless he is.”
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Sugar Daddy
Jeff Foxworthy (1958) American stand-up comedian
Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)
Variant: If you're a man and you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay or married.