Quotes about fish
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Wisława Szymborska photo
Ha-Joon Chang photo
Karl Pilkington photo

“On seals - Its between a fish and a dog.”

Karl Pilkington (1972) English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer

Podcast Series 2 Episode 3
On Nature

“Rob: "So you're saying you're not gonna let a dead fish outsmart you."”

Darby Conley (1970) American cartoonist

Groovitude, page 218
Bucky Katt, Dialogue

Rachel Carson photo
Mau Piailug photo
Joseph Addison photo

“Our disputants put me in mind of the skuttle fish, that when he is unable to extricate himself, blackens all the water about him, till he becomes invisible.”

Joseph Addison (1672–1719) politician, writer and playwright

No. 476 (5 September 1712).
The Spectator (1711–1714)

John Harington (writer) photo

“Best fishing in troubled waters.”

John Harington (writer) (1560–1612) English courtier and author

Orlando Furioso (completed in 1591).

Megan Mullally photo
Susan Saint James photo
Bobby Fischer photo

“They can't concentrate, they don't have stamina, and they aren't creative. They are all fish.”

Bobby Fischer (1943–2008) American chess prodigy, chess player, and chess writer

On women chess players, in 1961, as quoted in "He was more fun when he was in the pawn squad", The Guardian (22 April 2007) http://www.theguardian.com/books/2007/apr/22/sportandleisure.features
1960s

Henry Van Dyke photo

“I'm only wishing to go a-fishing;
For this the month of May was made.”

Henry Van Dyke (1852–1933) American diplomat

Prelude
Little Rivers http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext98/ltrvs10.txt (1895)

Eugene Field photo

“It always was the biggest fish I caught that got away.”

Our Biggest Fish, st. 2
A Little Book of Western Verse (1889)

Ralph Steadman photo
John Heywood photo

“All is fish that comth to net.”

John Heywood (1497–1580) English writer known for plays, poems and a collection of proverbs

Part I, chapter 11.
Proverbs (1546), Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)

Amit Chaudhuri photo

“These small freshwater fish”

Amit Chaudhuri (1962) contemporary Indian-English novelist

St Cyril Road and Other Poems (2005)

Peter Singer photo
Robin Williams photo
John McCarthy photo

“It's difficult to be rigorous about whether a machine really 'knows', 'thinks', etc., because we're hard put to define these things. We understand human mental processes only slightly better than a fish understands swimming.”

John McCarthy (1927–2011) American computer scientist and cognitive scientist

" The Little Thoughts of Thinking Machines http://www-formal.stanford.edu/jmc/little.html", Psychology Today, December 1983, pp. 46–49. Reprinted in Formalizing Common Sense: Papers By John McCarthy, 1990, ISBN 0893915351
1980s

Jane Roberts photo
John Fante photo
Joey Comeau photo

“There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.”

Joey Comeau (1980) writer

A Softer World

William Jennings Bryan photo
Gloria Estefan photo

“I totally animal-oriented. I've got nine dogs, eight birds, turtles, fish -- and I had wallabies at one point.”

Gloria Estefan (1957) Cuban-American singer-songwriter, actress and divorciada

Reuters News Agency (October 10, 2005)
2007, 2008

Wayne Pacelle photo
RZA photo

“I tell you one thing I did used to like: the fish and chips. But I stopped eating fish this year. One day I just felt the death in it.”

RZA (1969) American rapper, record producer, actor, screenwriter, author, director

"One of these men is God" by Roy Wilkinson, in Select, July 1997, p. 60.

Bertolt Brecht photo

“Come fishing with me, said the fisherman to the worm.”

Bertolt Brecht (1898–1956) German poet, playwright, theatre director

Komm, geh mit angeln, sagte der Fischer zum Wurm.
Mutter Courage to the army recruiter when he tries to recruit her son in Scene 1
Mother Courage and Her Children (1939)

Aldo Leopold photo
John James Audubon photo

“Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment; cares I knew not, and cared naught about them. I purchased excellent and beautiful horses, visited all such neighbors as I found congenial spirits, and was as happy as happy could be.”

John James Audubon (1785–1851) American ornithologist, naturalist, and painter

On his life at Mill Grove, in Pennsylvania http://pa.audubon.org/centers_mill_grove.html in "Audubon's Story of His Youth" edited by Maria R. Audubon, in Scribner's Magazine Vol. XIII, No. 3, (March 1893), p. 278

Richard Huelsenbeck photo
Nicolas Chamfort photo
Walter de la Mare photo
Edward St. Aubyn photo
William Makepeace Thackeray photo

“This Bouillabaisse a noble dish is —
A sort of soup or broth, or brew,
Or hotchpotch of all sorts of fishes,
That Greenwich never could outdo.”

William Makepeace Thackeray (1811–1863) novelist

Ballads http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext01/8bwmt10.txt, The Ballad of Bouillabaisse, st. 2 (1855).

Karl Pilkington photo

“12 hours on a plane, over 5,000 miles. All this way you've got me licking fish.”

Karl Pilkington (1972) English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer

The Moaning of Life, General Quotes

William Jennings Bryan photo
Robert Lowell photo
Benjamin Spock photo
Steve Jobs photo
Isaac Leib Peretz photo

“We are like fish
In this vast sea.
And Satan fishes
For you and me.”

Isaac Leib Peretz (1852–1915) Yiddish language author and playwright

"Monish" (translated in J. Leftwich. Golden Peacock. Sci-Art, 1939, p. 56.), 1888.

Amit Chaudhuri photo
Doris Lessing photo
Will Cuppy photo
Aldo Leopold photo

“How like fish we are: ready, nay eager, to seize upon whatever new thing some wind of circumstance shakes down upon the river of time! … Even so, I think there is some virtue in eagerness, whether its object prove true or false.”

“June: The Alder Fork”, p. 39.
A Sand County Almanac, 1949, "May: Back from the Argentine," "June: The Alder Fork," "July: Great Possessions," and "July: Prairie Birthday"

Susan Cooper photo
John Gray photo
Damian Pettigrew photo

“We lunched in Fregene: grilled sardines sprinkled with parsley and lemon. Federico ate daintily, like someone with no appetite. The beach was deserted, the wind brisk. In the distance stood the abandoned lighthouse he filmed for 8 1/2. Like someone about to propose a toast, he stood up and "recited" from King Lear :
Hark! Have you heard the news? The king fell off a cliff.
O horrible! Were you very close to him?
Indeed, sir. Close enough to push.
We laughed until he brusquely sat down again, scraping the fish scales off his fingers, staring at the age spots that covered his hands. The beautiful adolescent waitress asked for his autograph. He drew himself as a man-lion in a hat and scarf with huge paws chasing her, and signed it "Féfé." We spent the afternoon visiting Ostia and returned to Rome in a sweltering twilight. He asked to be driven home for a change of clothes. We invited Giulietta, who wore a green velvet turban, to join us for dinner. (Had she already lost her hair from chemotherapy?) Graciously, she declined while smoking cigarette after cigarette. At Cesarina's, Federico drew hilarious, pornographic sketches on the table napkin saying, "If you have not made love today then you have lost a day!"”

Damian Pettigrew Canadian filmmaker

The entire restaurant was at his feet. He was twenty years old now and as thin as Kafka. He was Rome. He had adopted us the way Rome adopts everyone, and we loved him.
On Fellini's final years
Federico Fellini: Sou um Grande Mentiroso (2008)

“Live the Dream, Dream the Fish”

Mixmaster Morris (1965) English ambient DJ

written on reverse of Dreamfish CD, 1993.

Robert Chambers (publisher, born 1802) photo
Robert Jordan photo

“Tonight you will eat fish. Tomorrow, you may die.”

Robert Jordan (1948–2007) American writer

Moiraine Damodred to Faile Bashere
(15 October 1991)

Benjamin Zephaniah photo
Zisi photo
Glen Cook photo
Kent Hovind photo
Bill Engvall photo

“Engvall and his buddy get off a boat with a big string of bass.
On-looker: You catch all them fish?
Engvall: Nope, talked 'em into givin' up. Here's your sign.”

Bill Engvall (1957) American comedian and actor

Here's Your Sign Reloaded (2003)
Here's Your Sign

Sarah Palin photo

“Nobody has promised life was going to be fair. In politics, it really isn't fair. There's scrutiny, double standards and all that. Again, when it affects me personally, I'm dealing with it in a different way that others who want to bring more light to it and demand that Bill Maher apologize or that NOW defend me for something that was said. By the way, I need NOW's defense like a fish needs a bicycle. I don't want them to defend me.”

Sarah Palin (1964) American politician

On the Record w/Greta Van Susteren
Television
Fox News
2011-03-23 (Borrowing a feminist slogan from Irina Dunn that is commonly misattributed to Gloria Steinem: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/414150.html)
on NOW's criticism http://dailycaller.com/2011/03/22/now-defends-palin-against-maher-attack-but-says-we-are-on-to-you-right-wingers/ of a vulgar remark made by Bill Maher about Palin: "Did you hear this – Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami'. I mean she said, 'These Tsunamians will not get away with this.' Oh, speaking of dumb twats, did you –"
2014

Caitlín R. Kiernan photo
Donald Barthelme photo
Torrey DeVitto photo
Charles Fort photo
P.G. Wodehouse photo
André Maurois photo
Clifford D. Simak photo
Arthur Waley photo
Aron Ra photo

“It is no hoax that mammalian embryos temporarily have pharyngeal pouches, which are morphologically indistinguishable from the gill slits in modern fish embryos, and that the divergence of development from there matches what is indicated in the fossil record. This is fact, not fraud. And none of these facts should be true unless evolution were true also.”

Aron Ra (1962) Aron Ra is an atheist activist and the host of the Ra-Men Podcast

"13th Foundational Falsehood of Creationism" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myfifz3C0mI Youtube (September 3, 2008)
Youtube, Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism

David Brin photo
Rachel Carson photo
Albert Einstein photo

“What is significant in one's own existence one is hardly aware, and it certainly should not bother the other fellow. What does a fish know about the water in which he swims all his life?”

Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German-born physicist and founder of the theory of relativity

"Self-Portrait" (1936), p. 5 http://books.google.com/books?id=Q1UxYzuI2oQC&lpg=PP1&pg=PA5#v=onepage&q&f=false
1950s, Out of My Later Years (1950)

Oliver Wendell Holmes photo
Helen Suzman photo

“Every Nationalist MP should go to at least one funeral for unrest victims heavily disguised as human beings, instead of sitting on their green benches in parliament, insulated like fish in an aquarium.”

Helen Suzman (1917–2009) South African politician

As quoted in "A lone voice has been silenced" https://web.archive.org/web/20160913173321/http://hsf.org.za/siteworkspace/the-star-pg-11.pdf (2 January 2009), by Peter Sullivan, The Star
1970s

Eddie Izzard photo
Aron Ra photo
Shmuel Yosef Agnon photo
Halldór Laxness photo

“Hauling fish from the sea—what endless toil. One could almost say, what an eternal problem.”

Halldór Laxness (1902–1998) Icelandic author

Heimsljós (World Light) (1940), Book Three: The House of the Poet

Jack Paar photo

“Now that man can fly through the air like a bird … and swim in the sea like a fish, wouldn't it be wonderful if he could just walk the earth like a man?”

Jack Paar (1918–2004) American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host

My Saber is Bent http://books.google.com/books?id=MO-mqER9TrsC&q=%22Now+that+man+can+fly+through+the+air+like+a+bird%22+%22and+swim+in+the+sea+like+a+fish+wouldn't+it+be+wonderful+if+he+could+just+walk+the+earth+like+a+man%22&pg=PA79#v=onepage (1961)

Ayn Rand photo
Joseph Beuys photo
Jacques Derrida photo
Bill Pearl photo
Ramakrishna photo
Gloria Steinem photo

“A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”

Gloria Steinem (1934) American feminist and journalist

This quote was popularized by Steinem and is often attributed to her. However, the line was first coined by Australian educator Irina Dunn, as indicated at The Phrase Finder http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/414150.html
Misattributed

Hans Arp photo

“Fishing is a jerk at one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of a line.”

Peter Corey (1946) British writer

The A-Z of Absolutely Everything (1990)

Bernard Mandeville photo
Aneurin Bevan photo

“This island is made mainly of coal and surrounded by fish. Only an organizing genius could produce a shortage of coal and fish at the same time.”

Aneurin Bevan (1897–1960) Welsh politician

Daily Herald, 25 May 1945
Speech at Blackpool, 24 May 1945.
1940s

PZ Myers photo

“Human beings are still fish.”

PZ Myers (1957) American scientist and associate professor of biology

During an interview for Ray Comfort's " Evolution vs. God http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0u3-2CGOMQ" (2013), after explaining that Comfort was wrong to disregard the Lenski experiment on the grounds that Lenski's bacteria "are still just bacteria". After Comfort asked him again, "Humans beings are fish?", Myers replied again "Yes, of course they are."

Werner Herzog photo

“Together, I said, we shall boil fire and stop fish.”

Werner Herzog (1942) German film director, producer, screenwriter, actor and opera director

To Lotte Eisner in Paris after walking from Munich to meet her, Of Walking in Ice ISBN 978-0-9796121-0-7.

“The ploughman ploughs, the fisherman dreams of fish;
Aloft, the sailor, through a world of ropes
Guides tangled meditations, feverish
With memories of girls forsaken, hopes
Of brief reunions, new discoveries,
Past rum consumed, rum promised, rum potential.”

Michael Hamburger (1924–2007) British translator, poet, critic, memoirist and academic

Lines On Brueghel's "Icarus" http://www.themediadrome.com/content/poetry/hamburger_lines_on_icarus.htm

Petra Němcová photo

“I became quite green - I have a very strong connection to nature. I read that if we fish the way we fish, in 2048 there will be no more fish left, which is pretty soon. So it's a statement.”

Petra Němcová (1979) Czech fashion model

Explaining why she became vegan, spotted helping out at an OCRF Benefit, as quoted in "Petra Nemcova Goes Vegan For The Fish", in Celebrity-Gossip.net (31 July 2007) http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/petra-nemcova-goes-vegan-for-the-fish-201498#blog.

Edward Lear photo

“The Pobble who has no toes
Had once as many as we;
When they said, "Some day you may lose them all;"—
He replied, — "Fish fiddle de-dee!"”

Edward Lear (1812–1888) British artist, illustrator, author and poet

The Pobble Who Has No Toes http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ll/pobble.html, st. 1 (1877).