Quotes about pants
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge photo
Chinmayananda Saraswati photo
Patrick Stump photo

“Hi, I'm Patrick Stump. And I'm wearing Pete's pants.”

Patrick Stump (1984) American musician

Friends or Enemies.com

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P. J. O'Rourke photo

“Hey there zombie pants.”

Radio From Hell (October 30, 2006)

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“Their language runs to circles like the language of the eyes,
Emphasised by strange dilations with little panting sighs.”

Nathalia Crane (1913–1998) American writer

"The Symbols"
The Janitor's Boy And Other Poems (1924)
Context: p>The sign work of the Orient it runneth up and down;
The Talmud stalks from right to left, a rabbi in a gown;The Roman rolls from left to right from Maytime unto May;
But the gods shake up their symbols in an absent-minded way.Their language runs to circles like the language of the eyes,
Emphasised by strange dilations with little panting sighs.</p

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“I wake up every morning disappointed that I have to wear pants and walk. Imagination has a way of breeding disappointment.”

Scott Adams (1957) cartoonist, writer

Context: Years later, when "Dilbert" was in thousands of newspapers, people often asked me if I ever imagined being so lucky. I usually said no, because that's the answer people expected. The truth is that I imagined every bit of good fortune that has come my way. But in my imagination I also invented a belt that would allow me to fly and had special permission from Congress to urinate like a bird wherever I wanted. I wake up every morning disappointed that I have to wear pants and walk. Imagination has a way of breeding disappointment.

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“Donald Trump shit his fucking pants at the fucking moment of truth and shit all over everybody. That’s my first approximation. I’m not in a fucking cult for Donald Trump. Fuck him. Fuck his family. Fuck all these people.”

Alex Jones (1974) American radio host, author, conspiracy theorist and filmmaker

"The Night Where Alex Jones Said Fuck Trump" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MZad7NmLqg, The Alex Jones Show, April 13 2018.
2018

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Henry Miller photo
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“The age demanded that we dance
And jammed us into iron pants.
And in the end the age was handed
The sort of shit that it demanded.”

Ernest Hemingway (1899–1961) American author and journalist

"The Age Demanded" in Der Querschnitt (February 1925); as quoted in Sylvia Beach and the Lost Generation (1983) by Noel Riley Fitch

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