“Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.”
The Osbournes
“Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.”
The Osbournes
Law.
Table Talk (1689)
A Language Older Than Words (2000)
Essay "Analogies in Nature" (February 1856), reprinted in The Scientific Letters and Papers of James Clerk Maxwell: 1846-1862 edited by P.M. Harman, p. 376 (the quote appears on p. 383 http://books.google.com/books?id=zfM8AAAAIAAJ&lpg=PP1&pg=PA383#v=onepage&q&f=false)
“Even if I am dismissed, I can only act as a Christian, as my conscience tells me.”
Quoted in The Independent, Sunday 17 October 2010
Latina Magazine (September, 2007)
2007, 2008
Lecture 1: Inflationary Cosmology: Is Our Universe Part of a Multiverse? Part I.
The Early Universe (2012)
CircleID article http://www.circleid.com/posts/putting_multiple_root_nameserver_issue_to_rest/
Notes: referring to proponents of multiple DNS roots.
“Don't take a leak on my shoes and tell me it's raining.”
source needed
Date unidentified
“(Mainland) China is telling you (Taiwan) that that there is no safe place.”
Lin Yu-fang (2016) cited in " China military flights 'a warning,' say lawmakers http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/china-taiwan-relations/2016/12/12/486486/China-military.htm" on The China Post, 12 December 2016.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/tehranbureau/2009/01/a-conversation-with-kiarostami.html
Source: Witness: the Story of a Search (1962), p. 46–48 cited in: "Gurdjieff’s Temple Dances by John G. Bennett", Gurdjieff International Review, on gurdjieff.org; About Constantinople 1920
On her first date with Seal, quoted by Hollie McKay in "Heidi Klum's 'Naughty' First Date With Seal" http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352078,00.html
Source: 1880s, Incidents and Anecdotes of the Civil War (1885), p. 319
The Tragic Sense of Life (1913), IX : Faith, Hope, and Charity
"Love is a Battlefield" (co-written with Mike Chapman)
Ruminator Magazine interview with Susannah McNeely (August/September 2005).
Interview by Laura Knoy on NHPR, June 5, 2007 http://info.nhpr.org/node/13016
2000s, 2006-2009
if we think them ineffective, we call them ceremonies
Source: 1930s, "Empirical Sociology" (1931), p. 319
White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
“If a good editor will let me tell my story with the right artist, I'm happy.”
Ain't It Cool News interview
1850s, The Present Aspect of the Slavery Question (1859)
Chris Cornell: The Rolling Stone Interview, Alec Foege, Rolling Stone, 29 December 1994 http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/the-rolling-stone-interview-chris-cornell-19941229,
Soundgarden Era
“Tell God not to go away. I'll be back in a minute.”
Bedazzled (1967)
Source: Five Questions Concerning the Mind (1495), pp. 203-204
Source: The Bankrupt Bookseller (1947), p. 30
Calling Aaron Boone's dramatic walk-off, series clinching home run in Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship Series, one of the most iconic moments in the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry.
2000s
“A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who”
Takeover
The Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse (2002)
Paper Money and Tyranny, September 5, 2003 http://www.house.gov/paul/congrec/congrec2003/cr090503.htm
2000s, 2001-2005
On why it took Soundgarden more than 15 years to return to the studio. **
Soundgarden Era
In this composition Dasa describes the plight of the working class to work for their survival as the rich exploit them, as quoted here[Narayan, M.K.V., Lyrical Musings on Indic Culture: A Sociology Study of Songs of Sant Purandara Dasa, http://books.google.com/books?id=-r7AxJp6NOYC&pg=PA79, 1 January 2010, Readworthy, 978-93-80009-31-5, 85]
“The Taste of the Age”, pp. 19–20
A Sad Heart at the Supermarket: Essays & Fables (1962)
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
“Telling your parents you’ve failed at something is harder than the actual failure.”
Revolution 2020 (2011)
President Bush Rejects Artificial Deadline, Vetoes Iraq War Supplemental http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070501-6.html (May 1, 2007)
2000s, 2007
Stanza 4.
Carcassonne, (c. 1887; with translation by John Reuben Thompson)
False Advertising
Lifted or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground (2002)
From the 1987 song "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"
From songs
Berkeley Peerage Case (1811), 4 Camp. 405.
Letter to Robert Southey (6 July 1794)
Letters
Statement (21 August 1817), as quoted by Jim Herrick, in "Bradlaugh and Secularism: 'The Province of the Real'" (1990) http://www.positiveatheism.org/india/s1990c33.htm.
"The Shape of the Fire," ll. 56-63
The Lost Son and Other Poems (1948)
Then whack, right then! And I know he was on a church youth group and they don't believe in evolution, but that kid was going to get picked off sooner or later.
Happy Thoughts (2011)
“Do you want to tell the truth, or do you want to tell a story?”
Source: Julian Comstock: A Story of 22nd-Century America (2009), p. 361
Quoted from Lal, K. S. (1992). The legacy of Muslim rule in India. New Delhi: Aditya Prakashan. Chapter 1
Travels in the Mogul Empire (1656-1668)
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 524.
Interview: James Wan on His Creative Process, Returning to Horror with The Conjuring 2 and His Approach to Aquaman https://dailydead.com/interview-james-wan-creative-process-returning-horror-conjuring-2-approach-aquaman/ (June 9, 2016)
September 18, 1984 press reports, quoted in — [Congressional Record, The Town That Was Poisoned, United States House of Representatives, February 28, 1985, Congressman James H. Weaver]
Article in Movie Maker http://www.moviemaker.com/directing/article/luise_rainer_3324/
“Some live lies who won’t tell them; some tell lies who won’t live them.”
Source: Meditations in Wall Street (1940), p. 119
From 1980s onwards, Only Integrity is Going to Count (1983)
Glenn Beck
Television
Fox News
2009-11-13
Beck: I don't identify as white, why do black people identify as black?
Media Matters for America
2009-11-13
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200911130029
2000s, 2009
Denver Post Doug Hall of "Inventor" invents a lot, but not the truth http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_3645379
collective-evolution.com http://www.collective-evolution.com/2013/09/13/russian-prime-minister-confirms-the-existence-of-intelligent-extraterrestrial-life/
Quoted in Ursula King, in "Christian Mystics: Their Lives and Legacies Throughout the Ages" (2001)
Source: The Limits of Evolution, and Other Essays, Illustrating the Metaphysical Theory of Personal Ideaalism (1905), The Harmony of Determinism and Freedom, p.325
Source: Words of a Sage : Selected thoughts of African Spir (1937), p. 54.
“I’m dead, Jorl. You can’t tell me what to do.”
Source: Barsk: The Elephants' Graveyard (2015), Chapter 2, “Possibilities and Myths” (p. 24)
The Mirror http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/margaret-thatcher-fawning-gone-far-1836314 George Galloway blasts cancellation of PMQs for Margret Thatchers funeral 16 April, 2013
“Tell me why, must I fall in love with you?”
Fall Like Rain (from the album Pilgrim - 1998)
"The jihadis’ master plan to break us" http://nypost.com/2015/11/15/the-jihadis-master-plan-to-break-us/ New York Post (November 15, 2015).
New York Post
1960s, Why Jesus Called A Man A Fool (1967)
Ken Thompson; cited in [Seibel, Peter, Coders At Work, 2009, 479]
"Coders At Work", 2009
Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/spice-world-1998 of Spice World (23 January 1998)
Reviews, Half-star reviews
“I’ll play it and tell you what it is later.”
In [So What: The Life of Miles Davis, John, Szwed, Random House, 2012, 9781448106462], and in many other books https://www.google.com/search?tbm=bks&hl=en&q=%22play+anything+on+a+horn%22+miles+davis#hl=en&q=%22+and+tell+you+what+it+is+later.+%22+miles+davis&tbm=bks
Sometimes rendered as: I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.
During a recording session for Prestige, on the album "Relaxin' with the Miles Davis Quintet" (1956).
1950s
"Non-Overlapping Magisteria", p. 270
Leonardo's Mountain of Clams and the Diet of Worms (1998)
Part 5: "The World of One Physicist", "Is Electricity Fire?", p. 283
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! (1985)
Part Seven, Signal and Noise, Hong Kong Syndicate, p. 323
Fortune's Formula (2005)
After an incident with Michael Scotto, in Washington, D.C. (28 January 2014) http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/michael-grimm-michael-scotto-reporter-102785.html.
2010s
From "Roberto Clemente: A Flame in Pittsburgh," in Baseball Stars of 1967 (April 1967), edited by Ray Robinson, p. 51
Other Topics
“You can always tell when gas is expensive. You always see street gangs doing walk-bys.”
Morning Constitutions (2007)
“I can't hear a word you're saying
Tell me what are you singing
In the sun”
Song lyrics, Aerial (2005), A Sky of Honey (Disc 2)
ADA Ron Carver in the Law & Order: Criminal Intent episode Crazy.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
W. B. Ragsdale, "An Old Friend Writes of Rayburn", in U.S. News & World Report (October 23, 1961), p. 72.
Source: The Ginger Star (1974), Chapter 15 (p. 128)