“Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.”
Kelly Osbourne (1984) English singer-songwriter, actress, television presenter and fashion designer
The Osbournes
“Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.”
Kelly Osbourne (1984) English singer-songwriter, actress, television presenter and fashion designer
The Osbournes
John Selden (1584–1654) English jurist and scholar of England's ancient laws and constitution, and of Jewish law
Law.
Table Talk (1689)
Derrick Jensen book A Language Older Than Words
A Language Older Than Words (2000)
James Clerk Maxwell (1831–1879) Scottish physicist
Essay "Analogies in Nature" (February 1856), reprinted in The Scientific Letters and Papers of James Clerk Maxwell: 1846-1862 edited by P.M. Harman, p. 376 (the quote appears on p. 383 http://books.google.com/books?id=zfM8AAAAIAAJ&lpg=PP1&pg=PA383#v=onepage&q&f=false)
“Even if I am dismissed, I can only act as a Christian, as my conscience tells me.”
Aristides de Sousa Mendes (1885–1954) Portuguese diplomat
Quoted in The Independent, Sunday 17 October 2010
Gloria Estefan (1957) Cuban-American singer-songwriter, actress and divorciada
Latina Magazine (September, 2007)
2007, 2008
Alan Guth (1947) American theoretical physicist and cosmologist
Lecture 1: Inflationary Cosmology: Is Our Universe Part of a Multiverse? Part I.
The Early Universe (2012)
Paul Vixie (1963) American internet pioneer
CircleID article http://www.circleid.com/posts/putting_multiple_root_nameserver_issue_to_rest/ <br class="br">Notes: referring to proponents of multiple DNS roots.
“Don't take a leak on my shoes and tell me it's raining.”
Tucker Carlson (1969) American political commentator
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“(Mainland) China is telling you (Taiwan) that that there is no safe place.”
Lin Yu-fang (1951) Taiwanese politician
Lin Yu-fang (2016) cited in " China military flights 'a warning,' say lawmakers http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/china-taiwan-relations/2016/12/12/486486/China-military.htm" on The China Post, 12 December 2016.
Abbas Kiarostami (1940–2016) Iranian film director, screenwriter, photographer and film producer
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/tehranbureau/2009/01/a-conversation-with-kiarostami.html
John G. Bennett (1897–1974) British mathematician and author
Source: Witness: the Story of a Search (1962), p. 46–48 cited in: "Gurdjieff’s Temple Dances by John G. Bennett", Gurdjieff International Review, on gurdjieff.org; About Constantinople 1920
Heidi Klum (1973) German model, television host, businesswoman, fashion designer, television producer, and actress
On her first date with Seal, quoted by Hollie McKay in "Heidi Klum's 'Naughty' First Date With Seal" http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,352078,00.html
David Dixon Porter (1813–1891) United States Navy admiral
Source: 1880s, Incidents and Anecdotes of the Civil War (1885), p. 319
Miguel de Unamuno (1864–1936) 19th-20th century Spanish writer and philosopher
The Tragic Sense of Life (1913), IX : Faith, Hope, and Charity
Holly Knight American singer-songwriter and musician
"Love is a Battlefield" (co-written with Mike Chapman)
Fran Lebowitz (1950) author and public speaker from the United States
Ruminator Magazine interview with Susannah McNeely (August/September 2005).
Ron Paul (1935) American politician and physician
Interview by Laura Knoy on NHPR, June 5, 2007 http://info.nhpr.org/node/13016 <br class="br">2000s, 2006-2009
Otto Neurath (1882–1945) austrian economist, philosopher and sociologist
if we think them ineffective, we call them ceremonies
Source: 1930s, "Empirical Sociology" (1931), p. 319
Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor
White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)
“If a good editor will let me tell my story with the right artist, I'm happy.”
Brian K. Vaughan (1976) American screenwriter, comic book creator
Ain't It Cool News interview
George William Curtis (1824–1892) American writer
1850s, The Present Aspect of the Slavery Question (1859)
Robert J. Sawyer book Calculating God
The Wreed wavered and vanished.
Source: Calculating God (2000), Chapter 32 (p. 309; ellipsis represents a minor elision of description)
Chris Cornell (1964–2017) American singer-songwriter, musician
Chris Cornell: The Rolling Stone Interview, Alec Foege, Rolling Stone, 29 December 1994 http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/the-rolling-stone-interview-chris-cornell-19941229, <br class="br">Soundgarden Era
“Tell God not to go away. I'll be back in a minute.”
Peter Cook (1937–1995) British architect
Bedazzled (1967)
Marsilio Ficino (1433–1499) Italian philosopher
Source: Five Questions Concerning the Mind (1495), pp. 203-204
William Darling (politician) (1885–1962) Scottish politician
Source: The Bankrupt Bookseller (1947), p. 30
Joe Buck (1969) American sportscaster
Calling Aaron Boone's dramatic walk-off, series clinching home run in Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship Series, one of the most iconic moments in the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry.
2000s
“A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who”
Jay-Z (1969) American rapper, businessman, entrepreneur, record executive, songwriter, record producer and investor
Takeover
The Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse (2002)
Ron Paul (1935) American politician and physician
Paper Money and Tyranny, September 5, 2003 http://www.house.gov/paul/congrec/congrec2003/cr090503.htm <br class="br">2000s, 2001-2005
Chris Cornell (1964–2017) American singer-songwriter, musician
On why it took Soundgarden more than 15 years to return to the studio. **
Soundgarden Era
Purandara Dasa (1484–1564) Music composer
In this composition Dasa describes the plight of the working class to work for their survival as the rich exploit them, as quoted here[Narayan, M.K.V., Lyrical Musings on Indic Culture: A Sociology Study of Songs of Sant Purandara Dasa, http://books.google.com/books?id=-r7AxJp6NOYC&pg=PA79, 1 January 2010, Readworthy, 978-93-80009-31-5, 85]
Randall Jarrell (1914–1965) poet, critic, novelist, essayist
“The Taste of the Age”, pp. 19–20
A Sad Heart at the Supermarket: Essays & Fables (1962)
Mignon McLaughlin (1913–1983) American journalist
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Women & men
George W. Bush (1946) 43rd President of the United States
President Bush Rejects Artificial Deadline, Vetoes Iraq War Supplemental http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2007/05/20070501-6.html (May 1, 2007) <br class="br">2000s, 2007
Gustave Nadaud (1820–1893) songwriter
Stanza 4.
Carcassonne, (c. 1887; with translation by John Reuben Thompson)
Conor Oberst (1980) American musician
False Advertising
Lifted or The Story Is in the Soil, Keep Your Ear to the Ground (2002)
Morrissey (1959) English singer
From the 1987 song "Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"
From songs
Sir John Bayley, 1st Baronet (1763–1841) British judge
Berkeley Peerage Case (1811), 4 Camp. 405.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772–1834) English poet, literary critic and philosopher
Letter to Robert Southey (6 July 1794)
Letters
Robert Owen (1771–1858) Welsh social reformer
Statement (21 August 1817), as quoted by Jim Herrick, in "Bradlaugh and Secularism: 'The Province of the Real'" (1990) http://www.positiveatheism.org/india/s1990c33.htm.
Theodore Roethke (1908–1963) American poet
"The Shape of the Fire," ll. 56-63
The Lost Son and Other Poems (1948)
Daniel Tosh (1975) American stand-up comedian
Then whack, right then! And I know he was on a church youth group and they don't believe in evolution, but that kid was going to get picked off sooner or later.
Happy Thoughts (2011)
“Do you want to tell the truth, or do you want to tell a story?”
Robert Charles Wilson book Julian Comstock: A Story of 22nd-Century America
Source: Julian Comstock: A Story of 22nd-Century America (2009), p. 361
François Bernier (1620–1688) French physician and traveller
Quoted from Lal, K. S. (1992). The legacy of Muslim rule in India. New Delhi: Aditya Prakashan. Chapter 1
Travels in the Mogul Empire (1656-1668)
Charles Stross book Singularity Sky
Source: Singularity Sky (2003), Chapter 14, “The Telephone Repairman” (pp. 296-297)
John Angell James (1785–1859) British abolitionist
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 524.
James Wan (1977) Malaysian-born Australian film director, screenwriter and producer
Interview: James Wan on His Creative Process, Returning to Horror with The Conjuring 2 and His Approach to Aquaman https://dailydead.com/interview-james-wan-creative-process-returning-horror-conjuring-2-approach-aquaman/ (June 9, 2016)
Ma Anand Sheela (1949) former chief assistant for the Indian mystic Rajneesh
September 18, 1984 press reports, quoted in — [Congressional Record, The Town That Was Poisoned, United States House of Representatives, February 28, 1985, Congressman James H. Weaver]
Luise Rainer (1910–2014) German-born Austrian and American film actress
Article in Movie Maker http://www.moviemaker.com/directing/article/luise_rainer_3324/
“Some live lies who won’t tell them; some tell lies who won’t live them.”
Henry S. Haskins (1875–1957)
Source: Meditations in Wall Street (1940), p. 119
Buckminster Fuller (1895–1983) American architect, systems theorist, author, designer, inventor and futurist
From 1980s onwards, Only Integrity is Going to Count (1983)
Glenn Beck (1964) U.S. talk radio and television host
Glenn Beck
Television
Fox News
2009-11-13
Beck: I don't identify as white, why do black people identify as black?
Media Matters for America
2009-11-13
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200911130029
2000s, 2009
Doug Hall (1944) American television personality
Denver Post Doug Hall of "Inventor" invents a lot, but not the truth http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_3645379
Dmitry Medvedev (1965) Russian Prime Minister and former president
collective-evolution.com http://www.collective-evolution.com/2013/09/13/russian-prime-minister-confirms-the-existence-of-intelligent-extraterrestrial-life/
Johannes Tauler (1300–1361) German theologian
Quoted in Ursula King, in "Christian Mystics: Their Lives and Legacies Throughout the Ages" (2001)
George Holmes Howison (1834–1916) American philosopher
Source: The Limits of Evolution, and Other Essays, Illustrating the Metaphysical Theory of Personal Ideaalism (1905), The Harmony of Determinism and Freedom, p.325
African Spir (1837–1890) Russian philosopher
Source: Words of a Sage : Selected thoughts of African Spir (1937), p. 54.
“I’m dead, Jorl. You can’t tell me what to do.”
Lawrence M. Schoen (1959) American writer and klingonist
Source: Barsk: The Elephants' Graveyard (2015), Chapter 2, “Possibilities and Myths” (p. 24)
George Galloway (1954) British politician, broadcaster, and writer
The Mirror http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/margaret-thatcher-fawning-gone-far-1836314 George Galloway blasts cancellation of PMQs for Margret Thatchers funeral 16 April, 2013
“Tell me why, must I fall in love with you?”
Eric Clapton (1945) English musician, singer, songwriter, and guitarist
Fall Like Rain (from the album Pilgrim - 1998)
Amir Taheri (1942) Iranian journalist
"The jihadis’ master plan to break us" http://nypost.com/2015/11/15/the-jihadis-master-plan-to-break-us/ New York Post (November 15, 2015). <br class="br">New York Post
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929–1968) American clergyman, activist, and leader in the American Civil Rights Movement
1960s, Why Jesus Called A Man A Fool (1967)
Ken Thompson (1943) American computer scientist, creator of the Unix operating system
Ken Thompson; cited in [Seibel, Peter, Coders At Work, 2009, 479]
"Coders At Work", 2009
Roger Ebert (1942–2013) American film critic, author, journalist, and TV presenter
Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/spice-world-1998 of Spice World (23 January 1998) <br class="br">Reviews, Half-star reviews
“I’ll play it and tell you what it is later.”
Miles Davis (1926–1991) American jazz musician
In [So What: The Life of Miles Davis, John, Szwed, Random House, 2012, 9781448106462], and in many other books https://www.google.com/search?tbm=bks&hl=en&q=%22play+anything+on+a+horn%22+miles+davis#hl=en&q=%22+and+tell+you+what+it+is+later.+%22+miles+davis&tbm=bks<br>Sometimes rendered as: I'll play it first and tell you what it is later. <br class="br">During a recording session for Prestige, on the album "Relaxin' with the Miles Davis Quintet" (1956). <br class="br">1950s
Stephen Jay Gould book Leonardo's Mountain of Clams and the Diet of Worms
"Non-Overlapping Magisteria", p. 270
Leonardo's Mountain of Clams and the Diet of Worms (1998)
Richard Feynman (1918–1988) American theoretical physicist
Part 5: "The World of One Physicist", "Is Electricity Fire?", p. 283
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman! (1985)
William Poundstone (1955) American writer
Part Seven, Signal and Noise, Hong Kong Syndicate, p. 323
Fortune's Formula (2005)
Michael Grimm (1970) American politician
After an incident with Michael Scotto, in Washington, D.C. (28 January 2014) http://www.politico.com/story/2014/01/michael-grimm-michael-scotto-reporter-102785.html. <br class="br">2010s
Arnold Hano (1922) American writer
From "Roberto Clemente: A Flame in Pittsburgh," in Baseball Stars of 1967 (April 1967), edited by Ray Robinson, p. 51
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“You can always tell when gas is expensive. You always see street gangs doing walk-bys.”
Larry the Cable Guy (1963) American stand-up comedian, actor, country music artist, voice artist
Morning Constitutions (2007)
“I can't hear a word you're saying
Tell me what are you singing
In the sun”
Kate Bush (1958) British recording artist; singer, songwriter, musician and record producer
Song lyrics, Aerial (2005), A Sky of Honey (Disc 2)
Rene Balcer (1954) screenwriter, producer and director
ADA Ron Carver in the Law & Order: Criminal Intent episode Crazy.
Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Sam Rayburn (1882–1961) lawmaker from Bonham, Texas
W. B. Ragsdale, "An Old Friend Writes of Rayburn", in U.S. News & World Report (October 23, 1961), p. 72.
Leigh Brackett (1915–1978) American novelist and screenwriter
Source: The Ginger Star (1974), Chapter 15 (p. 128)