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“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

Bill Watterson

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes

“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”

Bill Watterson

Source: Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

Bill Watterson

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Essential Calvin And Hobbes

“Calvin: From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success…. I'm just here to cash in.
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Bill Watterson

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”

Bill Watterson

Source: There's Treasure Everywhere: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.”

Bill Watterson

Source: It's a Magical World: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“Calvin: Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in…But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.
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Bill Watterson

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

“Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table.
Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!?
Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'… what do you suppose that means?"
Television: "… it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”

Bill Watterson

Source: Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

“Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
… I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed.”

Bill Watterson

Source: Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“Calvin: If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
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Bill Watterson

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them.
Mom: I haven't seen them.
Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”

Bill Watterson

Source: Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons