Kathy Griffin Quotes

Kathleen Mary Griffin is an American comedian and actress. She has starred in numerous comedy specials for cable TV and has released comedy albums. In 2007 and 2008, Griffin won Primetime Emmy Awards for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. She has also appeared on TV and on film in numerous supporting roles.

Born in Oak Park, Illinois, she moved to Los Angeles in 1978, where she studied drama at the Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute and became a member of the improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings. In the 1990s, Griffin began performing as a stand-up comedian and also appeared as a guest star on television shows. She achieved wider recognition after her role as a supporting character in the NBC sitcom Suddenly Susan .

Her Bravo reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List became a ratings hit for the network and earned her two Emmy Awards for Outstanding Reality Program. Griffin has released six comedy albums, all of which received Grammy Award nominations. Her first album, For Your Consideration , made her the first female comedian to debut at the top of the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart. In 2009, she released her autobiography, Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin.

Griffin has taped numerous standup comedy specials with HBO and Bravo. For the latter network, she has recorded 16 television specials, breaking the Guinness World record for the number of aired TV specials on any network, by any comedian in the history of comedy.In 2011, she also became the first comedian to have four televised specials in a year. Aside from her comedy career, she is an LGBTQ activist supporting same-sex marriage and the repeal of "Don't ask, don't tell". She has also participated in two USO tours. Griffin is known for her conversational style and controversial statements on celebrities, religion and sexuality. After being nominated for six years in a row for the Grammy for Best Comedy Album, she won the award in 2014. Wikipedia  

✵ 4. November 1960
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Famous Kathy Griffin Quotes

Kathy Griffin Quotes about love

“Don't you love the new crazy Britney, she's our new Liza.”

The D-list (2004)

“I know you love her… you're gay and she's Celine Dion!”

Strong Black Woman (2006)

Kathy Griffin Quotes about guys

“Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap).”

Whores on Crutches (2010)

Kathy Griffin: Trending quotes

“Next thing I know, there a baby in my ter-litt!”

Whores on Crutches (2010)

“People with cancer like to wear jogging suits.”

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

Kathy Griffin Quotes

“She wouldn't shake my hand! I said "C'mon, be a gentleman."”

Whores on Crutches (2010)

“Do you know why I'm thin? Because I'm hungry ALL the time!”

Balls of Steel (2009)

“Oprah decides to go with her "friend", Gayle.”

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“Because Oprah would be like "DID YOU DO COOOOCAAAAAAINE???"”

Balls of Steel (2009)

“I'm not wearing any pants and the lesbians are waiting!”

Strong Black Woman (2006)

“I had a run in with Whitney Houston, or as I call her, "Cracky."”

Allegedly.
The D-list (2004)

“So, Hanson, which one of you boys is coming home with me tonight? (greeting the band Hanson)”

Kathy Griffin: Hot Cup Of Talk http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234018/ (1998)
Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

“I might imply in my act that Clay (Aiken) is a big, fat homo!”

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“Uma Thurman is there……. with her big bag of BS!”

The D-list (2004)

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