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“There were two cheerleaders, and their job was to basically go out in skimpy outfits and say hi to the guys…….. and some of the ladies, if you know what I'm saying.”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)

“It was sweaty Whitney (Houston) in Central Park. She knew that park pretty well. Every bush!”

Kathy Griffin

Balls of Steel (2009)

“I love my clit. I use it every day. Not a day goes by when I don't use it for something.”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)

“I was raised right, I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners!”

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Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“I know I'm going to Hell. And I think I might see a few of you there. When I get there, it'll be like (waving) "Hi", "Hi", "Oh my God…. Hi!"”

Kathy Griffin

Straight To Hell (2007)

“Huh, guess ah shouldn't huh did it. (imitating Britney's 55-hour husband Jason Allen Alexander) Come on, Mr. Britney. Grammar, grammar.”

Kathy Griffin

The D-list (2004)

“Next thing I know, there a baby in my ter-litt!”

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Whores on Crutches (2010)

“People with cancer like to wear jogging suits.”

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Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“She wouldn't shake my hand! I said "C'mon, be a gentleman."”

Kathy Griffin

Whores on Crutches (2010)

“Do you know why I'm thin? Because I'm hungry ALL the time!”

Kathy Griffin

Balls of Steel (2009)

“I prefer big Oprah. I know Oprah wants to be skinny Oprah, but her head is too gigantic to fit on a skinny body. She has to accept that, like Kirstie Alley, she was meant to be…ahm…. voluptuous!”

Kathy Griffin

Balls of Steel (2009)

“I saw Larry King and he was interviewing Pam Anderson. And it was really fun because Pam Anderson…remember when Pam Anderson did her hepatitis tour? Remember when she got hepatitis and then she did a press tour about it, because she is very conscious of woman's issues, and she went on Larry King and she's talking about it. Oh, and by the way, she said she got it from Tommy Lee, which, of course, she did. And Tommy Lee said she got it from a door knob. And…I'm sure that's at least what she got from Tommy Lee. I saw Tommy Lee at an award show two weeks before, I got crabs just from looking at him. So, anyway, she's talking a minute and then she had had her boobs reduced, you know, she keeps getting reduced and bigger and stuff. And then, Larry has the balls to say to her (imitating Larry King), "Aren't you afraid of that plastic surgery?"”

Kathy Griffin

and, in the meantime, his ears meeting at the back of his neck.
Allegedly (2004)

“Oprah decides to go with her "friend", Gayle.”

Kathy Griffin

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“Don't you love the new crazy Britney, she's our new Liza.”

Kathy Griffin

The D-list (2004)

“They would give us these helicopter rides, and every time we'd get on, the drivers would say "now do you want to ride, or do you want to rrrride? On the helicopter! I'd be like "I want the ride… the first one… the boring one… the ride. I don't want the "rrrride"… I want the ride!”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)

“I know you love her… you're gay and she's Celine Dion!”

Kathy Griffin

Strong Black Woman (2006)

“I can't stand that asshole Ryan Seacrest and here's why. He can't sing. He can't dance. He has no talent. When is he gonna go away?”

Kathy Griffin

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

“She (Monica Lewinsky) is the kinda girl who'll blow a guy and call you and tell you all about it.”

Kathy Griffin

Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

“The wrestler was up there with his wife, and I actually heard her say "Can this thing do a loopty loop?"”

Kathy Griffin

Allegedly (2004)