“I love my clit. I use it every day. Not a day goes by when I don't use it for something.”Kathy Griffin Allegedly (2004)
“I'm saying that she (Whitney Houston) looks great for a "singer"……the way Courtney Love is a "singer."”Kathy Griffin Balls of Steel (2009)
“I saw Courtney Love have one of her heroin fits…. and break a guitar. So I pulled up a chair. What? You gotta be ring-side!”Kathy Griffin The D-list (2004)
“Cause you know my joke is that I love her (Oprah Winfrey) but she thinks she's Jesus? And when she gets a paper cut she's like "Oh, stigmata?". No, Oprah. Get off the cross and do your show!”Kathy Griffin Strong Black Woman (2006)
“Apparently, Courtney Love was at Whitney's "intervention". And when Courtney Love is telling you, you're hittin the pipe too hard, well, things are bad! They're really bad!”Kathy Griffin The D-list (2004)
“And then who comes along to save the day? A couple of tool-belt wearing, golf-loving, Dinah Shore weekend lesbians sent from heaven.”Kathy Griffin Strong Black Woman (2006)
“(On signing autographs for troops) I'd be writing To Private so and so, love Kathy Griffin and then I'd go "here, think about this when you beat off."”Kathy Griffin Allegedly (2004)