Kathy Griffin: Quotes about guys

Kathy Griffin is American actress and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on guy.

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“There were two cheerleaders, and their job was to basically go out in skimpy outfits and say hi to the guys…….. and some of the ladies, if you know what I'm saying.”

Allegedly (2004)

“She (Monica Lewinsky) is the kinda girl who'll blow a guy and call you and tell you all about it.”

Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

“All of a sudden, I'm thinking, these guys [Afghani men] aren't so bad. I'm like the type of asshole where if you're nice to me once, I'm your friend for life. Sure, you hacked your kid's clit off, but you were nice!”

Allegedly (2004)

“I would rather blow a guy in the bathroom at White Castle in between sliders…because I'm romantic!”

Straight To Hell (2007)

“Have you guys noticed that Madonna is British now? OK, let's talk about her lineage for a minute. Raised in Michigan, moved to New York, is British. She started turning British like at the Golden Globes and she was doing the interviews and she says "telly" instead of "television" and she uses the word "actually" way too much and then she's also sorta bringing her voice down to a register around here (brings her voice down) and she's being interviewed for the Golden Globes and she's got whole, you know, crazy hair that everybody hated and everybody has and they were saying, "Well, Madonna, we're so glad to have you at the Golden Globes." (speaks in Madonna British accent) "Well, actually, it is more fun to come here than watch it on the telly". You know. Look, I'm from the midwest- its a TV.”

Hot Cup Of Talk (1998)

“Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap).”

Whores on Crutches (2010)

“So then, I go to this other guy who's just a civilian guy and minding his own business and I go to him like this "Burka - NO"! "Burka - BAD!"”

Like he's one of my dogs!
Allegedly (2004)