“You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first time he's ever touched a woman.”

Is... Not Nicole Kidman (2005)

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American actress and comedian 1960

Jonathan Larson (1960–1996) American composer and playwright

Source: Rent

“Best friends are important. They're the closest thing to a sister you'll ever have.”

Jenny Han (1980) American writer

Source: The Summer I Turned Pretty

“Within one hour of touching the brush to canvas for the first time, my students have a total, complete painting.”

Bob Ross (1942–1995) American painter, art instructor, and television host

Alessandra Stanley (December 22, 1991) "Television: Bob Ross, the Frugal Gourmet of Painting", The New York Times, Section 2; Page 33; Column 1; Arts & Leisure Desk.

“Having touched Christ's feet is not an excuse for punctuation mistakes.”

Fernando Pessoa book The Book of Disquiet

A Factless Autobiography, Richard Zenith Edition, Lisbon, 2006, p 229
The Book of Disquiet
Original: O ter tocado os pés de Cristo não é desculpa para defeitos de pontuação.

“No marriage is solid. There are always ups and downs. But we have learnt through those times and I was touched when celebrating my birthday recently, my husband stood up to make a speech and he said that I was a woman of substance.”

Sangeeta Niranjan Fijian businesswoman

Interview with the Fiji Times, 18 September 2005