“I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.”
Tom Waits (1949) American singer-songwriter and actor
"Bad Liver and a Broken Heart", Small Change (1976).
Source: White Cat
“I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.”
Tom Waits (1949) American singer-songwriter and actor
"Bad Liver and a Broken Heart", Small Change (1976).
“I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896–1940) American novelist and screenwriter
Source: Gatsby Girls
“I don't drink liquor. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.”
Oscar Levant (1906–1972) American comedian, composer, pianist and actor
As quoted in Time magazine (5 May 1958).
“We don't drink diet soda at the Palace of Wisdom, Punk!”
John Hennigan (1979) American professional wrestler
The Palace Of Wisdom
“Don't drink and drive. That's what they say. They also say, friends don't let friends drive drunk.”
Ron White (1956) American comedian
Well, which one is it? Somebody's gotta drive.
Source: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up (2018 Netflix special)
Chelsea Handler (1975) American comedian, actress, author and talk show host
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.”
Dylan Thomas (1914–1953) Welsh poet and writer
Colm Tóibín (1955) Irish novelist and writer
World of Colm Tóibín, writer http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/authorinterviews/9108553/World-of-Colm-Toibin-writer.html, The Daily Telegraph (27 February 2012)