“As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.”

—  Jimmy Carr

Will Hodgkinson (December 16, 2004) "Comedy's overgrown schoolboy", The Irish Times.

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Variant: If I had an hour to solve a problem I'd spend 55 minutes thinking about the problem and 5 minutes thinking about solutions.

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