“Behind every great man is not a woman, she is beside him, she is with him, not behind him”

“Why should he remember her? Why should she remember him? She had other things to think about. She was a grown woman. She had to face life. Even if all life had to show her was a locked door, and behind the locked door, no room.”

“It is said that behind every great man lies a great woman. This is because women lie.”

“There is one sound way a man can bind a woman to him, the same way she will bind him, and with the same rope.”

“What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.”

“[when the ghost woman appears behind him] "WWWWhoa-kay, back up there, lady…"”

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

“Sometimes a woman's love of being loved gets the better of her conscience, and though she is agonized at the thought of treating a man cruelly, she encourages him to love her while she doesn't love him at all. Then, when she sees him suffering, her remorse sets in, and she does what she can to repair the wrong.”

“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”

“When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.”