Markiplier Quotes (27 quotes) | Quotes of famous people

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Famous Markiplier Quotes

“Good god! Don't do that to me! I'm not in a disposition to handle that - wait a minute. …Uh… Lady…? Are you… Are you that lady, but in ghost -" [Cell phone in background] "Shut up; I don't have time for this!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“"Aauuh, I don't wanna kill the kid!" … "Aw, that's so sad! I'm not gonna kill him. Well, I'm not gonna kill him first, anyway."”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“[when the ghost woman appears behind him] "WWWWhoa-kay, back up there, lady…"”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“…Well! Glad you're being so polite about this. You're very civil—oh my god! I didn't blo[ck]… I didn't mean to look down! Ugh! They're naked! They are sooo naked! Oh my god!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Outlast (September 4~8, 2013) Source: Outlast Part 3, Markiplier, wikipedia:Markiplier, YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY1NtCffOGk,

“Get Back And Do Your Job'. How 'bout you go fornicate yourself with a rake?”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, SuperHOT prototype (September 15, 2013)

“[when he finally attacks the child] "No - aw, no, no, no! Aw, no! Auh, I feel so bad! But remember, guys: this is just a game…" [nerves himself, then puts the child out of his misery, to put it bluntly; palms his forehead in shame] "Nhhhh… That's awful!" [turns to find the ghost woman standing behind him again] "Jeezus! Stop that, lady!"”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

Markiplier Quotes

“Oh my god, that is so morbid!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)
Variant: Oh my god…! That was incredibly loud!

“Little piggy no no little piggy go home!”

Markiplier

Source: Video game commentary, Outlast (September 4~8, 2013)

“Oh my god, you stabbed her! You killed her! HELP! HE KILLED HER! HE STABBED HER WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE!”

Markiplier

…I'm very sorry." Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013) Source: Calm Time &#124; MOST DISTURBING GAME, Markiplier, wikipedia:Markiplier, November 23, 2013, YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQQLZ6mRyrE,

“…What was that?! What the hell was that?! What did you just throw at me?! …[I] wasn't ready for that! Jeezus! Calm down!”

Markiplier

"! Video game commentary, Outlast (September 4~8, 2013) Source: Outlast &#124; Part 1 &#124; THE TERROR BEGINS, Markiplier, wikipedia:Markiplier, September 4, 2013, YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ri1v8vTTM,

“That guy was, like, in full body armor! How'd they kill him?”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Outlast (September 4~8, 2013)

“That scared the buhjeezus outta me!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“…Dammit, where the hell are these guys? They're nowhere to be found.”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“"Why is this good? Why bruh… this good?" [Ao Oni bursts in. ] "AAGH -! …What the hell?! How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!"”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Ao Oni (August 2013)

“[begins the game; gets startled by the enemy character flying away from him] "Okay—UH! …Well, that startled the crap outta me."”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, SuperHOT prototype (September 15, 2013) Source: SuperHOT, Markiplier, wikipedia:Markiplier, September 15, 2013, YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qY7s1tCtU, Source: SUPERHOT - an FPS where time moves only when you move, 2014, July 9, 2014 http://superhotgame.com,

“Jeezus, lady, you need to stop that right now. I do not take kindly to that…! You're being very creepy…!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“Oh, if that blue bastard, is just stickin' around -" [find a candle stand, which startles him] *gasp* "…That's new!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Ao Oni (August 2013)

“Nonononono…! You don't see anything…”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“Okay, that thing is gone. I think, I hope—" [ROAR-ing noise] "NO, IT'S NOT! AHHHHH!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Terrorift (Oculus Rift) (February 12, 2014) Source: WARNING: EXTREMELY SCARY Terrorift, Markiplier, wikipedia:Markiplier, February 12, 2014, YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L40Z7sd3nwI,

“[to his phone] "Shaddup!" [groaning, then laughing] "… It's my mom!"”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Ao Oni (August 2013)

“"'Press Control to calm yourself'." [breathes and presses Control key] "Oh, that just crouches me. How does that calm myself?"”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“"What is that? Is that Slender Man?" [gets closer] "Oh, no. I saw that thing; it looked like a giant, white box-head."”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“Damnit, I turned up your mike! Why did I turn it up?!”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, Rust (December 21~, 2013)

“What is that? Is that Slender Man?”

Markiplier

[gets closer] "Oh, no. I saw that thing; it looked like a giant, white box-head."
Video game commentary, Calm Time (November 23, 2013)

“If I can't powerwash a cat, I'm out.”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, PowerWash Simulator (2021) Source: PowerWash Simulator, Markiplier, wikipedia:Markiplier, July 6, 2021, YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PpXG_8zMeI&list=PL3tRBEVW0hiAa1r0tG-M8lDKYzZE4DLo6,

“A lot of people try to boil down creation to just one thing and "what are you gonna do next" as if there's always a ladder to climb and it's like, the ladder is what you make for yourself, right?”

Markiplier

Source: Video game commentary, PowerWash Simulator (2021)

“Nothing like washing helicopter dicks to make your day a little brighter.”

Markiplier

Video game commentary, PowerWash Simulator (2021)