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“A message needs to go back. Vincent - you're also fired!”

The Apprentice, Series 7

“I tell you what, if any of you survive here, I promise you this: As sure as I have a hole in my bloody arse, when it gets down to the two of you, all these people who are saying nice things about you at the moment, will not! So start thinking about yourself!”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 2

“But I've sat here four times, and there is a message coming from above…. not that I am a believer in the Lord or anything…. (Immediately before Jo Cameron's firing).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 2

“If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.”

Alan Sugar

Quoted in the New York Times, September 28, 1987, from an earlier public speech. http://www.nytimes.com/1987/09/26/business/amstrad-plots-a-us-invasion.html?pagewanted=all.

“All I've heard from you so far is a lot of hot air, so in the interests of climate change you're fired…”

Alan Sugar

to Stuart Baggs in the boardroom
The Apprentice, Series 6

“My disposals get taken away in the back of a taxi! (referring to the task in week 6, which centred around waste disposal and where Edna eventually fired).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 7

Alan Sugar Quotes

“We've got two very despondent gentlemen, we've got Claire, she will get her 500 rounds of bullshit out and stick it in her AK47 and deafen us all in here.”

Alan Sugar

Episode 9
The Apprentice, Series 4

“You didn't like it when you got a B in your French exam. You're not gonna like it now, because you've got the big F – you're fired! (firing Nicholas de Lacy-Brown in episode 1).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 4

“I came from an environment where I needed to succeed. There was no wealth or anything like that in the family. Not that we were paupers, but we had to fend for ourselves. Kids today are not as hungry as I was. They don’t understand how tough my generation was.”

Alan Sugar

From an interview with Jan Moir, Daily Mail, 25th March 2009.

“I don’t believe in God and all that. But I am Jewish, and very proud to be so, very proud of the culture.”

Alan Sugar

From an interview with Sam Wollaston in The Guardian, 25th March 2009.

“Your back's against the wall and you're almost done for – it's Dunkirk all over again! (The Apprentice (To Paul, the ex-army Lieutenant before he is fired.)).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 3

“I've got to continue the process with some candidates, some very strong candidates that are left. Let's get rid of the no-hopers. No chance. Don't waste my time. (to Ella Jade Bitton after firing Sarah Dales before the first ever triple firing in the series).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 10

“Syed, SHUT UP! (Lord Sugar speaking to Syed Ahmed).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 2

“But you were in the restaurant business before?? Marco-Pierre White or something…. The Titanic – well here's another bloody disaster you're in now! (To Syed before Alexa is fired after the infamous catering task when the Invicta team lose because they bought an excessive number of chickens to make pizzas).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 2

“Most of the people I do business with are mature businessmen like me, and they are not going to take kindly to being spoken to like a wash woman in the street!! (to Saira Khan during a boardroom showdown).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 1

“OK, because if you're unsure, you can always pull your trousers down and we can check. (On whether or not Michael Sophacles is Jewish).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 4

“Sian Lloyd – what was she doing there? Why did you cast and pay for a kind of celebrity for your advert? You know, I could understand if your advert was based on weather, I could understand if your advert was based on her being upset because her boyfriend blew her out for a cheeky girl, right and she's crying, but I can't understand this. She's not even a mother, what's the point?”

Alan Sugar

Episode 9
The Apprentice, Series 4

“If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself.”

Alan Sugar

From, The Apprentice, BBC television, 3rd June 2009 ( taken from “If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.” ― D.L. Moodysee http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5083573.D_L_Moody ).

“Pan Am takes good care of you. Marks & Spencer loves you. Securicor cares. I. B. M. says the customer is king. At Amstrad, we only want your money!”

Alan Sugar

Quoted in the New York Times, September 28, 1987, from an earlier public speech.

“Now Matthew, you are an awkward character - I'm sorry to say that to you but you are an awkward character. It seems you can't help yourself… you need confrontation! That worries me, that worries me a lot! (To Matthew Palmer, shortly before his firing).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 1

“Robert, I don't like people who bottle out. So Robert - You're fired. (to Robert Goodwin when he was fired before the final boardroom in the second task)”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 10

“When it comes to bullshit, they [advertising agencies] have forgotten what you haven't already learnt about all this crap! (To Rachel - shortly before her firing, when her supposed expertise in advertising results in the failure of the advertising task).”

Alan Sugar

The Apprentice, Series 1