“I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”
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Brain Droppings is a 1997 book by comedian George Carlin. This was Carlin's "first real book" and contains much of Carlin's stand-up comedy material. According to the cover, the book contains "jokes, notions, doubts, opinions, questions, thoughts, beliefs, assertions, assumptions, and disturbing references" and "comedy, nonsense, satire, mockery, merriment, sarcasm, ridicule, silliness, bluster, and toxic alienation". For longtime Carlin fans, the book also contains complete versions of two of his most famous monologues, "A Place for My Stuff" and "Baseball and Football".
“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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“I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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“I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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“I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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“I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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“I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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“She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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“The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
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