Quotes from book
Brain Droppings

Brain Droppings is a 1997 book by comedian George Carlin. This was Carlin's "first real book" and contains much of Carlin's stand-up comedy material. According to the cover, the book contains "jokes, notions, doubts, opinions, questions, thoughts, beliefs, assertions, assumptions, and disturbing references" and "comedy, nonsense, satire, mockery, merriment, sarcasm, ridicule, silliness, bluster, and toxic alienation". For longtime Carlin fans, the book also contains complete versions of two of his most famous monologues, "A Place for My Stuff" and "Baseball and Football".

“Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”
Source: Brain Droppings

“Thegot its name when two Polynesian alcoholics got in a fight over some neckwear.”
Source: Brain Droppings