Quotes about zebra

A collection of quotes on the topic of zebra, life, time, timing.

Quotes about zebra

Saul Bellow photo
Jimi Hendrix photo
Tony Kushner photo
Rick Riordan photo

“We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.”

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Source: The Lightning Thief

Dr. Seuss photo

“There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.”

Dr. Seuss (1904–1991) American children's writer and illustrator, co-founder of Beginner Books

Jodi Picoult photo
Jimi Hendrix photo

“Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.”

Garth Stein The Art of Racing in the Rain

Source: The Art of Racing in the Rain

James Patterson photo
Steve Purcell photo

“A zebra can't drive a moon-buggy. Or any other sort of car for that matter.”

Steve Purcell (1959) American cartoonist, animator, film director and game designer

Sam, in Bad Day on the Moon
Sam and Max comics

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Lewis Pugh photo

“A healthy ocean is an ocean with sharks. Take away an apex predator and it’s like removing the lions from the Serengeti. It won’t be long before the gazelle, zebras and wildebeest have multiplied and eaten all the grass. And when the land is laid bare the grazers will starve to death. Predators are crucial for a healthy ecosystem – be it on land or in the water.”

Lewis Pugh (1969) Environmental campaigner, maritime lawyer and endurance swimmer

24 September 2014, Op-ed in the New York Times http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/29/opinion/swimming-through-garbage.html?_r=0 <br class="br">Speaking &amp; Features

Alastair Reynolds photo
Paul Simon photo

“Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.”

Paul Simon (1941) American musician, songwriter and producer

At The Zoo
Song lyrics, Bookends (1968)

Russell Brand photo

“With each tentative tiptoe and stumble, I had to inwardly assure myself that I was a good comedian and that my life was not pointless. “I am addicted to comfort,” I thought as I tumbled into the wood chips. I have become divorced from nature; I don’t know what the names of the trees and birds are. I don’t know what berries to eat or which stars will guide me home. I don’t know how to sleep outside in a wood or skin a rabbit. We have become like living cutlets, sanitized into cellular ineptitude. They say that supermarkets have three days’ worth of food. That if there was a power cut, in three days the food would spoil. That if cash machines stopped working, if cars couldn’t be filled with fuel, if homes were denied warmth, within three days we’d be roaming the streets like pampered savages, like urban zebras with nowhere to graze. The comfort has become a prison; we’ve allowed them to turn us into waddling pipkins. What is civilization but dependency? Now, I’m not suggesting we need to become supermen; that solution has been averred before and did not end well. Prisoners of comfort, we dread the Apocalypse. What will we do without our pre-packed meals and cozy jails and soporific glowing screens rocking us comatose? The Apocalypse may not arrive in a bright white instant; it may creep into the present like a fog. All about us we may see the shipwrecked harbingers foraging in the midsts of our excess. What have we become that we can tolerate adjacent destitution? That we can amble by ragged despair at every corner? We have allowed them to sever us from God, and until we take our brothers by the hand we will find no peace.”

Russell Brand book Revolution

Revolution (2014)

Will Cuppy photo
Ben Croshaw photo

“Perfectly coloured to be camouflaged totally in a 60's living room, the zebra has powerful legs and a thirst for blood!”

Ben Croshaw (1983) English video game journalist

Fight or Flight?
Fully Ramblomatic, Features

Alastair Reynolds photo

“That’s how it went, wasn’t it Zebra?”

Alastair Reynolds book Chasm City

“It might,” she said. “If I happened to be colluding in your own delusions.”
Source: Chasm City (2001), Chapter 29 (p. 479).

Daniel Abraham photo

“Long story, but the point is that if you hear hoofbeats in the distance, your first guess is that they’re horses, not zebras. And you’re hearing hoofbeats and jumping straight to unicorns.”
“So what are you saying?”

Daniel Abraham (1969) speculative fiction writer from the United States

“I’m saying let’s go see if we can find some horses or zebras before we start a unicorn hunt.”
Source: Nemesis Games (2015), Chapter 8 (p. 86)

Imran Khan photo

“No matter what I do I could never become an English man. If you paint stripes on a donkey, that doesn’t make it a zebra.”

Imran Khan (1952) Prime Minister of Pakistan

Quoted while explaining about his early days in Britain, Former Pakistan PM Imran Khan’s ‘donkey’ reference creates waves on Twitter https://www.firstpost.com/world/watch-former-pakistan-pm-imran-khans-donkey-reference-creates-waves-on-twitter-10644561.html (May 7, 2022)