
“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
A collection of quotes on the topic of toaster, living, other, going.
“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Maybe I should've told my story first.
Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again
“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
“Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”
Source: You Suck
2006
http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15591
The humanity of the original Human Torch
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
As quoted in The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (2003), by R. Byrne, 94
2006
http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=15591
The humanity of the Vision, an android hero whose body was once the original Human Torch
Interview with Richard Dawkins (5:12) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLctxRf7duU
"Dawn of the Electronic Age" http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2006/03/20/dawn-of-the-electronic-age/, Popular Mechanics, January 1952
During the Q & A session after an earnings call http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/04/24/apples-chiefs-offhand-comment-spawns-internet-tribute/ (2012-04-24)
Cook was asked about converging touch- and mouse-based operating systems into one product, like Microsoft's Windows 8.
Source: The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck (2016), Chapter 4, “The Value of Suffering” (pp. 77-78)