Quotes about toaster

A collection of quotes on the topic of toaster, living, other, going.

Quotes about toaster

Clint Eastwood photo

“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Clint Eastwood (1930) actor and director from the United States
Ron White photo
Cassandra Clare photo
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Rodney Dangerfield photo
Christopher Moore photo

“Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”

Christopher Moore (1957) American writer of comic fantasy

Source: You Suck

Eddie Izzard photo

“Never put a sock in a toaster.”

Eddie Izzard (1962) British stand-up comedian, actor and writer
Gordon Korman photo
John Byrne photo
Beck photo
Eddie Izzard photo
Joan Rivers photo

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

Joan Rivers (1933–2014) American comedian, actress, and television host

As quoted in The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said (2003), by R. Byrne, 94

John Byrne photo
Dylan Moran photo
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Lee De Forest photo
Tim Cook photo

“You can converge a toaster and refrigerator, but these things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user.”

Tim Cook (1960) American business executive

During the Q & A session after an earnings call http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/04/24/apples-chiefs-offhand-comment-spawns-internet-tribute/ (2012-04-24)
Cook was asked about converging touch- and mouse-based operating systems into one product, like Microsoft's Windows 8.

Mark Manson photo
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