Quotes about spinach

A collection of quotes on the topic of spinach, likeness, child, lot.

Quotes about spinach

Anne Frank photo
Janet Evanovich photo
Dylan Moran photo
Daniel Tosh photo

“Anal sex is a lot like spinach: if you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.”

Daniel Tosh (1975) American stand-up comedian

True Stories I Made Up (2005)

Scott Adams photo

“If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.”

Scott Adams (1957) cartoonist, writer

"Menus: Spinach Salad with Pacific Fish Cakes", Stacey's at Waterford, 2008-01-14 http://www.eatatstaceys.com/staceys-waterford/menus-lunch.php,
Restaurant menus

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec photo

“I am quite incapable of doing them [making landscapes], even the shadow. My trees look like spinach and my sea like heaven knows what.... [the Mediterranean landscape was] the devil to paint, precisely because it is so beautiful.”

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (1864–1901) French painter

young Lautrec comments his own paintings of the landscape, when he was c. 15 years old.
Source: 1879-1884, T-Lautrec, by Henri Perruchot, p. 46 - remark to his friend Etienne Devismes - in Nice, 1879

“Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart.”

Radio From Hell (September 14, 2006)

Clarence Darrow photo

“I don’t like spinach, and I’m glad I don’t, because if I liked it I’d eat it, and I’d just hate it.”

Clarence Darrow (1857–1938) American lawyer and leading member of the American Civil Liberties Union

This quote was attributed to Darrow in the biography Clarence Darrow for the Defence (1949), but its earliest known source is from a journal entry of George Sand from 1835.
Misattributed

Ernest Hemingway photo

“Wars are Spinach. Life in general is the tough part.”

Ernest Hemingway (1899–1961) American author and journalist

Letter to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1547504/Hemingway-and-Dietrich-letters.html?service=print Marlene Dietrich (27 June 1950)
Context: Wars are Spinach. Life in general is the tough part. In war all you have to do is not worry and know how to read a map and co-ordinates.

Ogden Nash photo

“I'll pepper his powder, and salt his bottle,
And give him readings from Aristotle.
Sand for his spinach I'll gladly bring,
And Tabasco sauce for his teething ring.
Then perhaps he'll struggle through fire and water
To marry somebody else's daughter.”

Ogden Nash (1902–1971) American poet

Many Long Years Ago (1945), Song To Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children
Context: A fig for embryo Lohengrins!
I'll open all his safety pins,
I'll pepper his powder, and salt his bottle,
And give him readings from Aristotle.
Sand for his spinach I'll gladly bring,
And Tabasco sauce for his teething ring.
Then perhaps he'll struggle through fire and water
To marry somebody else's daughter.

E. B. White photo

“"It's broccoli, dear."
"I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it."”

E. B. White (1899–1985) American writer

Caption for a cartoon by Carl Rose in The New Yorker (8 December 1928)