Quotes about lemonade

A collection of quotes on the topic of lemonade, lemon, life, making.

Quotes about lemonade

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

Dale Carnegie (1888–1955) American writer and lecturer

Variant: When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

Gena Showalter (1975) American writer

Source: Oh My Goth

Life, Stupidity

“When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.”

Andrew Carnegie (1835–1919) American businessman and philanthropist

Fate

“The lemonade is weak, like your soul.”

Friedrich Schiller Intrigue and Love

Kabale und Liebe (Intrigue and Love), Act V, sc. vii (1784)

Soul

“And now I want to tell you about my late Uncle Alex. He was my father’s kid brother, a childless graduate of Harvard who was an honest life insurance salesman in Indianapolis. He was well-read and wise. And his principal complaint about other human beings was that they so seldom noticed it when they were happy. So when we were drinking lemonade under an apple tree in the summer, say, and talking lazily about this and that, almost buzzing like honeybees, Uncle Alex would suddenly interrupt the agreeable blather to exclaim, If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is. So I do the same now, and so do my kids and grandkids. And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.”

Kurt Vonnegut book A Man Without a Country

A Man Without a Country (2005)

Life, Drink, Thinking, Tree

“Kissing Simon was pleasant. It was a gentle sort of pleasant, like lying in a hammock on a summer day with a book and a glass of lemonade”

Cassandra Clare (1973) American author

Books, Lying, Kiss, Summer

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

Ron White (1956) American comedian

They Call Me Tater Salad
Variant: I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Source: I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

Life, Funny

“If you were smart, you'd probably spend more time stretching, he said & I said, If I were really smart, I'd probably spend more time just sitting in the shade drinking lemonade.”

Brian Andreas (1956) American artist

Drink, Time

“Alec looked merely irritated by this comment. "The only way you could raise enough money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade is if you put meth in it.”

Cassandra Clare The City of Lost Souls

Source: City of Lost Souls

Money, Way

“His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade”

Augusten Burroughs book Dry

Source: Dry

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”

Greg Behrendt (1963) American comedian

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Life, Faith

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade”

Elbert Hubbard (1856–1915) American writer, publisher, artist, and philosopher fue el escritor del jarron azul

Attitude, Life

“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”

Wally Amos (1936) American author

Man with No Name: Turn Lemons Into Lemonade

Attitude, Life

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”

Cassandra Clare (1973) American author

Life, Personality

“When life gives you lemons… You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.”

Rob Thurman (1950) American writer

Source: Nightlife

Life, Hell, Sun

“I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.”

Cate Tiernan (1961) American novelist

Source: Eternally Yours

Life, School, Drink

“All your dreams are made of strawberry lemonade / And you make sure I eat today”

Noel Gallagher (1967) British musician

Talk Tonight, released 24 April 1995
B-sides released by Oasis

Dreams

“I like them in their natural state. They're lilke nuclear lemonades!”

Gloria Estefan (1957) Cuban-American singer-songwriter, actress and divorciada

answer to question "mojitos -- plain or flavored?" Latina Magazine (September, 2007)
2007, 2008

Nature

“Compared with this art, Schoenberg’s Pierrot lunaire is lukewarm lemonade.”

Ferruccio Busoni (1866–1924) Italian composer, pianist, conductor, editor, writer, and piano teacher

On Alban Berg's Altenberg Lieder, Letter from Busoni to his wife, dated “(Paris, le), 23. Jn. 1913,” in Busoni: Briefe an seine Frau, ed. F. Schnapp (Erlenbach-Zürich/Leipzig: Rotapfel-Verlag, 1935), 279.

Art

“It's a smile a girl could bring home to mother, if she had a mother; a smile a girl could pet like a pony, sip like a lemonade, hum like a popular tune; a smile a girl would feel safe with in a dark alley.”

Tom Robbins Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas (1994)

Smile, Feeling, Home, Girl

“Neither lemonade nor anything else can prevent the inroads of old age. At present, I am stoical under its advances, and hope I shall remain so. I have but one prayer at heart; and that is, to have my faculties so far preserved that I can be useful, in some way or other, to the last.”

Lydia Maria Child (1802–1880) American abolitionist, author and women's rights activist

1860s <br class="br">Source: Letter to Harriet Seward http://www.bartleby.com/66/72/12272.html (1869)

Age, Hope, Way, Heart

“Butter not only wouldn’t melt in this mouth, it wouldn’t go in; one runs away, an urchin in the gutter and glad to be, murmuring: “The Queen of Spain has no legs.” … One’s eyes widen; one sits the poet down in the porch swing, starts to go off to get her a glass of lemonade, and sees her metamorphosed before one’s eyes into a new Critique of Practical Reason.., feminine gender…”

Randall Jarrell (1914–1965) poet, critic, novelist, essayist

“Her Shield”, p. 178
Poetry and the Age (1953)

“If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.”

Khaled Hosseini book The Kite Runner

The Kite Runner (2003)

Girl, Scouting

“I'm going on a picnic," went Penfold. "And I'm taking anthrax, beer, coffee, doughnuts, estrogen, flamingoes, glue, horses, ink, jelly, Knackwurst, lemonade, murder and Nurofen.”

Ben Croshaw (1983) English video game journalist

Source: Fullyramblomatic Novels, Fog Juice, Chapter Fifteen

Coffee, Beer, Horse

“Alan Stock: What do you say, then, to a young girl—I am going to place it as he said it—when a young girl is raped by her father, let's say, and she is pregnant. How do you explain this to her in terms of wanting her to go through the process of having the baby?
Sharron Angle: I think that two wrongs don't make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13 but 15, who have had very at risk, difficult pregnancies. And my counsel was to look for some alternatives, which they did. And they found that they had made what was really a lemon situation into lemonade.”

Sharron Angle (1949) Former member of the Nevada Assembly from 1999 to 2007

Alan Stock Show
2010-07-07
Ravi
Somaiya
Sharron Angle Reveals Controversial Abortion Views
2010-07-08
Newsweek
http://www.newsweek.com/2010/07/08/sharron-angle-reveals-controversial-abortion-views.html

Girl, Thinking, Baby

“He picked up the lemons that Fate had sent him and started a lemonade-stand.”

Elbert Hubbard (1856–1915) American writer, publisher, artist, and philosopher fue el escritor del jarron azul

Hubbard, Elbert (1922). Selected Writings of Elbert Hubbard. V. Wm. H. Wise & Co./The Roycrofters. p. 237. <br class="br">Often quoted as "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" <br class="br">Also: A genius is a man who takes the lemons that Fate hands him and starts a lemonade stand with them. (As quoted in Reader's Digest (October 1927) http://archive.org/details/ReadersDigestno.66October1927, p. 343).

Fate

“A Persian's heaven is easily made:
'Tis but black eyes and lemonade.”

Thomas Moore (1779–1852) Irish poet, singer and songwriter

Intercepted Letters; or The Two-Penny Post Bag, VI (1813).

“If life hands your research department lemons and a recipe, you shouldn’t be surprised if they make lemonade for you. Or, better still, anti-lemonade countermeasures.”

Charles Stross The Laundry Files

Source: The Laundry Files, The Annihilation Score (2015), Chapter 10, “Great Pay and Benefits! Apply Here!” (p. 184)

Life, Making love

“If life hands you a lemon adjust your rose colored glasses and start to selling pink lemonade.”

Anonymous

Anonymous, 1917, THE CONDUCTOR AND THE BRAKEMAN

Life, Color