“The natives grieve
When the white men leave
Their huts.
Because they're obviously,
Definitely
Nuts.”

“White people, who for a long time live alone with Natives, get into the habit of saying what they mean, because they have no reason or opportunity for dissimulation, and when they meet again their conversation keeps the Native tone.”

“Corporations! It's like there are these gigantic monsters living among us, and we don't mind that they're monsters because when we look at them they smile and hand us cheeseburgers. That's nuts.”

“Definitely avoid going out with ugly girls who say they want to be models. Not because they're ugly, but because they're mad".”

“Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you they're ready to leave”

“They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.”

“Leaves become most beautiful when they're about to die
When they're about to fall from trees
When they're about to dry”

“Men cannot grieve as dogs do. But they grieve for many years.”

“Suicide bombers are easy to spot. They give out all kinds of telltale signs. Mostly because they're nervous. By definition they're all first-timers.”

“Men are we, and must grieve when even the Shade
Of that which once was great, is passed away.”