“The world around me is a tuxedo, and I'm a pair of brown shoes.”

“Religion is like a pair of shoes….. Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.”

“There was once a millionaire who bought an infinite number of pairs of shoes and, whenever he bought a pair of shoes, he also bought a pair of socks. We can make a selection choosing one out of each pair of shoes, because we can choose always the right shoe or always the left shoe. Thus, so far as the shoes are concerned, selections exist. But, as regards the socks, where there is no distinction of right and left, we cannot use this rule of selection.”

“Even a child with normal feet was in love with the world after he had got a new pair of shoes.”

“Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.”

“It's easier to put on a pair of shoes than to wrap the earth in leather.”

“Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out.”

“If I have any justification for having lived it's simply, I'm nothing but faults, failures and so on, but I have tried to make a good pair of shoes. There's some value in that.”

“Women need food, water, and compliments
That's right.
And an occasional pair of shoes.”

“when you're young
a pair of
female
high-heeled shoes
just sitting
alone
in the closet
can fire your
bones;
when you're old
it's just
a pair of shoes
without
anybody
in them
and
just as
well.”