“Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"….”

“I've always believed that a person is smart. It's people that are stupid.”

“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”

“When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity.”

“I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments”

“Think of all the smart people made stupid by flaws of character. The finest watch isn’t fine long when used as a hammer.”

“People don't know how great you are. People don't know how smart you are. These are the smart people. These are the smart people. These are really the smart people. And they never like to say it, but I say it. And I'm a smart person. These are the smart. We have the smartest people. We have the smartest people. And they know it. Some say it, but they hate to say it. But we have the smartest people.”

“It doesn't make sense to hire smart people and then tell them what to do; we hire smart people so they can tell us what to do.”

“Silly people say stupid things, clever people do them.”

“Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.”