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“I woke up this morning and fell out of bed;
Trouble waiting to happen.
Should've quit while I was ahead;
Trouble waiting to happen.
I turned on the news to the Third World War,
Opened up the paper to World War IV.
Just when I thought it was safe to be bored,
Trouble waiting to happen.”

Warren Zevon

"Trouble Waiting to Happen", written by Warren Zevon and J. D. Souther
Sentimental Hygiene (1987)

“And I'm searching for a heart,
Searching everyone.
They say love conquers all.
You can't start it like a car,
You can't stop it with a gun.”

Warren Zevon

"Searching For a Heart"
Mr. Bad Example (1991)

“I can saw a woman in two.
But you won't want to look in the box when I do”

Warren Zevon

"For My Next Trick I'll Need A Volunteer"
Life'll Kill Ya (2000)

“Sickness, doctors, that scares me, not violence — helplessness. That's why I turn to violent stories.”

Warren Zevon

As quoted in "Warren Zevon Dies" by Andrew Dansby, in Rolling Stone (8 September 2003) https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/warren-zevon-dies-250309/

“Except in dreams, you're never really free.”

Warren Zevon

"Desperados Under the Eaves"
Warren Zevon (1976)

“Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too”

Warren Zevon

"Lawyers, Guns And Money" · YouTube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP5Xv7QqXiM
Excitable Boy (1978)

Warren Zevon Quotes

“I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it.”

Warren Zevon

As quoted in "Warren Zevon: Singer-songwriter author of 'Werewolves of London'" by Spencer Leigh, The Independent (9 September 2003) http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/warren-zevon-548722.html

“From what I know about alcoholism, I'd say there's nothing romantic, nothing grand, nothing heroic, nothing brave — nothing like that about drinking. It's a real coward's death.”

Warren Zevon

As quoted in "Warren Zevon's Resurrection: How he saved himself from a coward's death" http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/5935191/warren_zevons_resurrection/print by Paul Nelson, Rolling Stone (19 March 1981)

Death , Alcohol , Drink

“She's so many women,
He can't find the one who was his friend.
So he's hanging on to half her heart.
He can't have the restless part,
So he tells her to hasten down the wind.”

Warren Zevon

"Hasten Down the Wind"
Warren Zevon (1976)

Women , Heart , Parting

“Carmelita hold me tighter,
I think I'm sinking down.
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town.”

Warren Zevon

"Carmelita"
Warren Zevon (1976)

Thinking

“When I was young, times were hard.
When I got older it was worse.”

Warren Zevon

"The Long Arm of the Law"
Transverse City (1989)

Time

“They made hypocrite judgments after the fact,
But the name of the game is be hit and hit back.”

Warren Zevon

"Boom Boom Mancini"
Sentimental Hygiene (1987)

Game

“Down in the basement
I have a Craftsman lathe.
Show it to the children
When they misbehave.”

Warren Zevon

"Model Citizen", written by Warren Zevon, LeRoy Marinell, and Waddy Wachtel
Mr. Bad Example (1991)

Children

“Well, first of all, let me say that I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years. It was one of those phobias that really didn’t pay off.”

Warren Zevon

The Late Show with David Letterman (30 October 2002)

Error

“Poor, poor pitiful me.
Poor, poor pitiful me.
These young girls won't let me be.
Lord have mercy on me.
Woe is me.”

Warren Zevon

"Poor Poor Pitiful Me"
Warren Zevon (1976)

Girl

“So I'm gonna hurl myself against the wall,
'Cause I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all.”

Warren Zevon

"Ain't That Pretty At All", written by Warren Zevon and LeRoy Marinell
The Envoy (1982)

Feeling

“He's the hairy-handed gent, who ran amok in Kent.
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair.
You better stay away from him. He'll rip your lungs out, Jim.
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor.”

Warren Zevon

"Werewolves of London"
Excitable Boy (1978)

“I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand,
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was looking for a place called Le Ho Fooks.
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.”

Warren Zevon

"Werewolves of London", written by Warren Zevon, LeRoy Marinell, and Waddy Wachtel; this was voted best opening line of all time in a BBC radio poll
Excitable Boy (1978)

“We made mad love:
Shadow love,
Random love,
And abandoned love.
Accidentally like a martyr.
The hurt gets worse and the heart gets harder”

Warren Zevon

"Accidentally like a Martyr"
Excitable Boy (1978)

Love , Heart , Hurt , Madness

“I write songs about things that I'm simultaneously trying to not think about.”

Warren Zevon

As quoted in "My Lunch with Warren Zevon" by David Bowman,Salon.com (17 March 2000)

Thinking

“I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins
I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in
I'm proud to be a glutton and I don't have time for sloth
I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross.”

Warren Zevon

"Mr. Bad Example"
Mr. Bad Example (1991)

Business , Time

“He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom.
Excitable boy, they all said.
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home.
Excitable boy, they all said.”

Warren Zevon

"Excitable Boy", written by Warren Zevon and LeRoy Marinell
Excitable Boy (1978)

Home , Boy

“Loneliness and frustration,
We both came down with an acute case.
And when the lights came up at two,
I caught a glimpse of you.
And your face looked like something
Death brought with him in his suitcase”

Warren Zevon

"The French Inhaler"
Warren Zevon (1976)

Death , Light , Loneliness

“I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck”

Warren Zevon

"Lawyers, Guns And Money"
Excitable Boy (1978)

“Roland the headless Thompson gunner,
Norway's bravest son.
Time, time, time
For another peaceful war.
But time stands still for Roland
'Til he evens up the score.
They can still see his headless body stalking through the night
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun;
In the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun.”

Warren Zevon

"Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner", written by Warren Zevon and David Lindell
Excitable Boy (1978)

War , Peace , Time , Night

“So much to do, there's plenty on the farm;
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
Saturday night I like to raise a little harm;
I'll sleep when I'm dead.”

Warren Zevon

"I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"
Warren Zevon (1976)

Sleep , Night , Dead

“And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will,
I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill.Don't the sun look angry through the trees?
Don't the trees look like crucified thieves?
Don't you feel like Desperados under the eaves?
Heaven help the one who leaves.”

Warren Zevon

"Desperadoes Under the Eaves"
Warren Zevon (1976)

Feeling , Tree , Sun , Help

“Send lawyers, guns and money.
Dad, get me out of this!”

Warren Zevon

"Lawyers, Guns And Money"
Excitable Boy (1978)

Money

“Every day I get up in the morning and go to work
And do my job — whatever.
I need some
Sentimental Hygiene.
Everybody's at war these days.
Let's have a mini-surrender.
I need some Sentimental hygiene”

Warren Zevon

"Sentimental Hygiene"
Sentimental Hygiene (1987)

War

“We contemplate eternity
Beneath the vast indifference of heaven.”

Warren Zevon

"The Indifference of Heaven"
Mutineer (1995)

Indifference

“Life'll kill ya,
That's what I said.
Life'll kill ya,
Then you'll be dead.
Life'll find ya
Wherever you go.
Requiescat in pace
That's all she wrote.”

Warren Zevon

"Life'll Kill Ya"
Life'll Kill Ya (2000)

Dead

“I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of London.
I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's…
His hair was perfect.”

Warren Zevon

"Werewolves of London"
Excitable Boy (1978)

Drink , Perfection

“You know I hate it when you put your hand inside my head
And switch all my priorities around.
Why don't you go pick on someone your own size instead?”

Warren Zevon

"I'll Slow You Down"
Life'll Kill Ya (2000)

Hate

“You know, you put more value on every minute … I mean, I always thought I kind of did that. I really always enjoyed myself. But it's more valuable now. You're reminded to enjoy every sandwich, and every minute of playing with the guys, and being with the kids and everything.”

Warren Zevon

Remarks on his attitude after discovering he had terminal mesothelioma, on The Late Show with David Letterman (30 October 2002)

Guy

“It just sort of happened. I wrote like what I'd always read and what was in the movies … I'm sure popular music is supposed to be like this.”

Warren Zevon

Answering the question "What led you to stake out the noir Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner genre?", in "My Lunch with Warren Zevon" by David Bowman,Salon.com (17 March 2000)

Music , Reading