Paul DiLascia Quotes

Paul DiLascia was an American software developer, author, web developer and programming journalist and one of the most celebrated columnists for MSDN.

He grew up in Manhattan, where he went to a special high school for smart children. After that he went to Columbia University and MIT, where he got a bachelor's degree in Mathematics. After that he studied at Harvard for a year working on a PhD, also in Mathematics. There he realised that where in mathematics it was quite hard to contribute something useful, this was not the case in software. At that time it was possible to contribute right away.In the 1980s he worked for Infocom as a programmer, first on a Zork interpreter for the Commodore 64, and later on the ill-fated Cornerstone database product.

In 1992 he published his influential book, Windows++, one of the first serious attempts at encapsulating the complexity of Windows 3.X programming with C++ classes.For 13 years he wrote the C++ Q&A column, aka "C++ At Work" for MSDN Magazine.

According to Matt Pietrek :

"Paul was an amazing technical writer, and one with the gift of adding humor to what could be an otherwise dry topic. Eric Maffei once told me that without humor, MSJ would read like "Microsoft Pravda". Paul's contributions were a big part of why it wasn't."

Paul DiLascia died suddenly on the evening of September 3, 2008. He was only 49 years old at the time. Many present day C++ and MFC programmers still use his reusable modules and pieces of code containing his famous article/code comment:

"If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don't know who wrote it". Wikipedia  

✵ 9. October 1959 – 3. September 2008
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Famous Paul DiLascia Quotes

“…my Trusty Friends in Redmond…”

Paul DiLascia

1995/10
About Microsoft

“To be honest, there's something a little weird about this.”

Paul DiLascia

1995/4
About Code

“…this baroque language…”

Paul DiLascia

on C++, 1994/5
About language

“The question remains: how?”

Paul DiLascia

Misc

“…yucky assembly language mucky-muck.”

Paul DiLascia

About language

Paul DiLascia Quotes

“Reusability, man. (1995/10)”

Paul DiLascia

About Code

“Does that remind you of anything? No? Give up?”

Paul DiLascia

1993/6
Misc

“… you'll screw everything up. (1994/10)”

Paul DiLascia

About the readers

“The implementation is brainless (various)”

Paul DiLascia

About Code

“…a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy…”

Paul DiLascia

on being someone who is writing a C++ compiler, 1993/2
About language

“You can't expect me to do everything.”

Paul DiLascia

1995/7
Misc

“.. sometimes you have to be bad”

Paul DiLascia

Misc

“Stop beating your head, you might hurt yourself.”

Paul DiLascia

1995/8
About the readers

“Like I said, you're damned either way. (1993/10)”

Paul DiLascia

About the readers

“So? If you don't like it, write your own [program].”

Paul DiLascia

1995/10
About Code

“… I hate typing… (1993/6)”

Paul DiLascia

About himself

“… why are you doing these things? Don't. (1993/12)”

Paul DiLascia

About the readers

“Everything is hunky-dory and your program works fine.”

Paul DiLascia

1995/12
Misc

“.. even MSJ readers will tire of watching Bill Gates adjust his glasses.”

Paul DiLascia

1995/10
About the readers

“…everything I've said so far is fine and dandy…”

Paul DiLascia

1993/6
Misc

“What are you doing, anyway? Writing code for IBM?”

Paul DiLascia

1996/1
About the readers

“Pretty simple. Except for one little problem: it doesn't work!”

Paul DiLascia

various
About Code

“But hey, I only work here. Besides, it works.”

Paul DiLascia

1995/6
About Code

“Sometimes it really is easy to program MFC”

Paul DiLascia

1995/12
Misc

“…perhaps this is a "feature", not a bug….”

Paul DiLascia

1995/10
About Microsoft

“I'm a nit, what can I say? (1994/12)”

Paul DiLascia

About himself

“…blathering store clerks who can't stop saying "Have a nice day"…”

Paul DiLascia

on annoying behaviour, 1994/5
Misc

“…the harmony of the universe is preserved…”

Paul DiLascia

1995/10
Misc

“That's left as an exercise for the reader.”

Paul DiLascia

Misc

“It may seem kludgy, but hey - it works! (1994/3)”

Paul DiLascia

About Code

“Don't do it! (1993/10)”

Paul DiLascia

About Code

“Isn't C++ wonderful?.”

Paul DiLascia

1995/1
About language

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