“I'm a substitute mom.""You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.”Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duoSource: Magic Burns
“On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle of aunts, even if those of another, was an unnerving one. Reminding myself that in this life it is not aunts that matter, but the courage that one brings to them, I pulled myself together.”P.G. Wodehouse book The Mating SeasonThe Mating Season (1949)
“When the ship docks, I'm getting off with you.This is crazy.I know it doesn't make any sense, that's why I trust it.”James Cameron (1954) Canadian film directorSource: James Cameron's Titanic
“I do not feel inhibited or bound by what I am. That does not mean that I have never had bad scenes relating to being Black and/or a woman, it means that other people’s craziness has not managed to make me crazy.”Lucille Clifton (1936–2010) American poet
“I want to know about my mom. And other stuff. I want to know the whole story, good or bad.”“Me, too,” said Gazzy. “I want to find my parents so I can tell’m what total scuzzes they are. Like, ‘Hi, mom and dad, you’re such scum!”James Patterson (1947) American authorSource: The Angel Experiment
“I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles.”Rick Riordan book The Titan's CurseSource: The Titan's Curse
“It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof.”P.G. Wodehouse book The Code of the WoostersThe Code of the Woosters (1938)
“Sometimes I get this crazy dreamAnd I just take off in my carBut you can travel on ten thousand milesAnd still stay where you are.”Harry Chapin (1942–1981) American musicianW*O*L*D Song lyrics, Short Stories (1974)
“Nice person, bad person -- that's not the level this girl is at. I can see you're crazy about her and probably won't be able to hear this, Ao-chan, but I think you'd be better off staying away from someone like her. I can't read her exactly, but I can tell you she's either a saint or a monster. Maybe both extremes at once, but not somewhere in between.”Ryū Murakami book AuditionSource: Audition (1997), Chapter Eight, Kai
“I beg of you to take this warning seriously, even though these people may be crazies. Since the invention of gunpowder, crazies have been bad news.”Robert Sheckley book Hunter/VictimSource: Hunter/Victim (1988), Chapter 40 (p. 185)