“Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“He raised his hand in a peaceful gesture. "You need to relax a bit, dove. Like Mouse over there. You trust me, don't you, Mouse?""Nope!""Ahhh, I'm hurt. Nobody likes me.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”Ilona Andrews Source: Curran
“Why a raven?""To honor my father.""The writing under it, is that Cyrillic?""Yes.""What does it say?""Dar Vorona. Gift of the Raven. I am my father's gift.""The raven is holding a bloody sword.""I never said it was a nice gift.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bites
“I gave him my hard stare. “You're a control freak and I fight all authority. And you want us to mate?”A wicked spark lit his eyes. “Many, many times.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“What kind of a woman greets the Beast Lord with 'here, kitty, kitty'?”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bites
“I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft.""I bet." He almost purred.I gulped.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Every time I think you’ve reached the limits of arrogance, you show me new heights. Truly, your egotism is like the Universe—ever expanding.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?""You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bites
“Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”“Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”“Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“I'm a substitute mom.""You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“If you come, you better come in force because I will kill every single one of you. My hand won't shake, my aim won't falter. My face will be the last thing you'll see before you die." I jammed my knife into the table and walked out.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“Yes I can,” Curran snarled. “Listen: this is me telling you what you will not do.”I raised the cookbook and tapped him on the nose. Bad cat.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“You slept with Curran and you didn’t tell me? I’m your best friend.”“It didn’t come up.”“How disappointing for you.”Ha-ha. “That’s not what I meant.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”“I’m outraged!” I snarled. “That bastard!”“Thank you,” Andrea said.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays