“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing…"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”Ilona Andrews Source: Curran
“Andrea raised her hand. “This is the hand that slapped Aunt B.”“Maybe you should have it gold-plated.”“Here, you can touch it, since you’re my best friend.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed."I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose. "He'd run like he was on fire.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?”“I have spies everywhere.”I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate.“She had tea with Mahon’s wife.” Andrea said.Aunt B looked at her. “You and I need to work on your air of mystery.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Rises
“What do you mean fainted?Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“Fortune favors the brave," I told her. It also kills the stupid, but I decided to keep that fact to myself.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“You see, the mailman saw your husband during one of his walks.""He's my fiancé," I told her. "We are living in sin."Heather blinked, momentarily knocked off her stride, but recovered. "Oh, that's nice.""It's very nice. I highly recommend it.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Shifts
“Her imagination painted Georgie twenty years later, sitting in leg irons before some Broken psychiatrist. "Well, you see, it all started with bubbles…”Ilona Andrews Source: On the Edge
“The woman said something to Roman. He stopped, turned to her, and shook his staff.She crossed her arms. I couldn't see her face, but I read the body language well enough.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“We can do subtle," I assured her."It's our middle name," Andrea added.For some odd reason Rene didn't look convinced.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?”“That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her.“Is he chewing on a gun?”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“Any activity?" Robert asked."Not in the lasssht ten minutesh. Before that, very exshiting. I shaw Wolf Beta run by. There were vampiresh chassing her. She was yelling, 'Bill me, bloodshuckers!”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“Did you strangle the wolf alpha?" Not that she didn't deserve it.Curran grimaced. "Of course not. I needed information. After I put her face in my mouth, we agreed that it was in her best interests to tell me what I wanted to know.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“I can always tell when you're thinking about food. You forget to be the Serious Wolf and you get this dreamy look in your eyes. You know, most people would think you were thinking about a girl. They have no idea that her name is bacon.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Stars
“I have a vamp body for you," Andrea said. "It's in the freezer."I gave her a nice smile. "You shouldn't have.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Gifts
“Amy," Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. "I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one.”Ilona Andrews Source: On the Edge
“I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't very far.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother."What?""She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!""Take a picture for me," Grandma said.”Ilona Andrews Source: Burn for Me