Emo Philips: Likeness

Emo Philips is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.

Emo Philips: 66 quotes 9 likes

“I like walking in the park… plucking out nose hairs. Those sleeping winos hate that.”

Emo Philips

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (Episode 303)

Hate , Sleep

“So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.”

Emo Philips

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (September 1980)

“A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon…"”

Emo Philips

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (September 1980)

Coffee , Drink

“New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York."”

Emo Philips

So I stabbed him.
E=MO² (1985)

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