Emo Philips: Quotes about people

Emo Philips is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on people.

Emo Philips: 66 quotes9 likes

“People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"”

E=MO² (1985), A Fine How Ya Do

“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

E=MO² (1985)

“People ask me how much I weigh. I tell them, 145 pounds, naked. That is, if that scale outside the drugstore is anything to go by.”

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (Episode 303)

“You know, at parties, people always ask, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi!”

E=MO² (1985)

“People come up to me… concerned… that I'll reproduce.”

E=MO² (1985)