Emo Philips: Likeness

Emo Philips is American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.

Emo Philips: 66 quotes9 likes

“I like walking in the park… plucking out nose hairs. Those sleeping winos hate that.”

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (Episode 303)

“So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon.”

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (September 1980)

“A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon…"”

The Guardian - The best God joke ever - and it's mine! (September 1980)

“New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York."”

So I stabbed him.
E=MO² (1985)