Quotes about bagpipe

A collection of quotes on the topic of bagpipe, play.

Quotes about bagpipe

Leonardo Da Vinci photo

“The wind which passes through the skins of animals will make men leap up: That is the bagpipes, which cause men to dance.”

Leonardo Da Vinci (1452–1519) Italian Renaissance polymath

The Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci (1938), XLV Prophecies

Oscar Wilde photo

“An Irish gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes but won’t.”

Oscar Wilde (1854–1900) Irish writer and poet

First ascribed to Wilde by The Boston Globe in 1991. The joke probably appeared for the first time in 1917, when The Atchison Weekly Globe attributed it to a local man named Frank Fiest.
Misattributed
Source: My Idea of a Gentleman Is He Who Can Play a Cornet and Won’t, Quote Investigator, 14 August 2021 https://quoteinvestigator.com/2019/04/21/cornet/,

George Carlin photo
Christopher Monckton photo

“The Scots are subsidy junkies whingeing like a trampled bagpipe as they wait for their next fix of English taxpayers' money.”

Christopher Monckton (1952) British public speaker and hereditary peer

Angus McLeod. Christopher Monckton and his support for subsidies to Scotland, Sunday Mail, April 16, 1995.

Thomas Carlyle photo

“Such parliamentary bagpipes I myself have heard play tunes, much to the satisfaction of the people.”

Thomas Carlyle (1795–1881) Scottish philosopher, satirical writer, essayist, historian and teacher

1850s, Latter-Day Pamphlets (1850), Stump Orator (May 1, 1850)

Ursula Goodenough photo

“I have no need to take on the contradictions or immiscibilities between them, any more that I would quarrel with the fact that Scottish bagpipes coexist with Japanese tea ceremonies.”

Source: The Sacred Depths of Nature (1998), p. xiv
Context: The role of religion is to integrate the Cosmology and the Morality, to render the cosmological narrative so rich and compelling that it elicits our allegiance and our commitment to its emergent moral understandings. As each culture evolves, a unique Cosmos and Ethos appear in its co-evolving religion. For billions of us, back to the first humans, the stories, ceremonies, and art associated with our religions-of-origin are central to our matrix.
I stand in awe of these religions. I am deeply enmeshed in one of them myself. I have no need to take on the contradictions or immiscibilities between them, any more that I would quarrel with the fact that Scottish bagpipes coexist with Japanese tea ceremonies.

Dylan Moran photo

“Bagpipes covered in hair”

Dylan Moran (1971) Irish actor and comedian

On testicles.
Monster (2004)

“When you’ve heard one bagpipe tune you’ve heard them both.”

Source: From Time to Time (1995), Chapter 28 (p. 285)