“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.”
Tom Waits (1949) American singer-songwriter and actor
First ascribed to Wilde by The Boston Globe in 1991. The joke probably appeared for the first time in 1917, when The Atchison Weekly Globe attributed it to a local man named Frank Fiest. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Source: My Idea of a Gentleman Is He Who Can Play a Cornet and Won’t, Quote Investigator, 14 August 2021 https://quoteinvestigator.com/2019/04/21/cornet/,
“A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.”
Tom Waits (1949) American singer-songwriter and actor
“I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.”
George Carlin book Brain Droppings
Source: Brain Droppings
“A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the banjo and doesn't.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Thomas Carlyle (1795–1881) Scottish philosopher, satirical writer, essayist, historian and teacher
1850s, Latter-Day Pamphlets (1850), Stump Orator (May 1, 1850)
“An old definition of a gentleman: someone who is never rude except on purpose.”
Christopher Hitchens (1949–2011) British American author and journalist
2000s, 2001, Letters to a Young Contrarian (2001)
“A gentleman is someone who does not what he wants to do, but what he should do.”
Haruki Murakami book Norwegian Wood
Source: Norwegian Wood
Jonathan Bailey (1988) British actor
"Jonathan Bailey: Jonathan Bailey on starring in The York Realist, humanising LGBT history and the importance of community" in the Evening Standard https://www.standard.co.uk/culture/theatre/jonathan-bailey-on-starring-in-the-york-realist-humanising-lgbt-history-and-the-importance-of-community-a3761256.html (8 February 2018)