“Just as women's bodies are softer than men's, so their understanding is sharper.”

“Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?”

“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”

“Women are wiser than men, because they know less and understand more.”

“It is understandable that the perspectives of men and women on safety are so different--men and women live in different worlds… at core, men are afraid women will laugh at them, while at core, women are afraid men will kill them.”

“The more women there are about, the softer a wise man steps.”

“Forgiving men is so much easier than forgiving women.”

“There are two varieties of men. Some understand 'some women', the others are those who simply 'understand women.”

“They say great themes make great novels.. but what these young writers don't understand is that there is no greater theme than men and women.”

“Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root…and still be afraid of a spider.”