“Somalia is so bad that making a mess improves the place.”

“No act is of itself either good or bad. Only its place in the order of things makes it good or bad.”

“She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?”

“I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad.”

“Make you mess your message.”

“People try to do all sorts of clever and difficult things to improve life instead of doing the simplest, easiest thing—refusing to participate in activities that make life bad.”

“There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.”

“There is no situation so bad that the cops can't make it worse.”

“Have God make a message out of your mess.”

“If you're already in a mess, you're not free to make one.”