“It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.”

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)

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“But hummus. When did that happen?…but there's a restaurant down the road that that's all they do. That is isn't a proper meal, that's a side-order innit? That's like having a restaurant just floggin' tomato ketchup. Hummus isn't a meal. They don't even try and kid ya to get you in to flog you just hummus, they actually say Oh it's hummus today. Not gonna work, they shut down within a month.”

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“It became clear when I got in my car that Persians are only really good for two things. Oil and hummus.”

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