“He force-fed his daughter with some mechanically recovered beef fragments […] on TV to show there was no danger from BSE. […] She's probably a teenager now. Most teenagers just irrationally hate their parents. You wouldn't want to be round their house of a Christmas: 'Let's watch that film, when you tried to kill me.”

— Linda Smith

Yes I would like a flat, thank you.'
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