“Having touched Christ's feet is not an excuse for punctuation mistakes.”

“You'll have to excuse my friend, Ryan. That's the first time he's ever touched a woman.”

“A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable, and never acceptable.”

“You judge the mistakes of others with indignation and distain in a demeaning manner; your mistakes, are littered with rationalizations and excuses, with indignation for those aware. And void of regrets.”

“Excuse my mistakes, realize my limitations. Life is not easy as we know it on the earth.”

“Anything that brings spiritual, mental, or physical weakness, touch it not with the toes of your feet.”

“Still falls the Rain
At the feet of the Starved Man hung upon the Cross.
Christ that each day, each night, nails there, have mercy on us”

“Punctuation, is? fun!”

“Writers have no real area of expertise. They are merely generalists with a highly inflamed sense of punctuation.”

“In Fleet Street, in Fleet Street, the People are so fleet
They barely touch the cobble-stones with their nimble feet!”