“God, I'm glad I'm not me.”
Said when reading a newspaper article about himself in Dont Look Back (1967)
Variant: God, I'm glad I'm not me.
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Bob Dylan 523
American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist 1941Related quotes

“Part of me suspects that I'm a loser and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.”
About the song "I'm a Loser"; sometimes misquoted as "Half of me thinks I am a loser, the other half thinks I am God Almighty."
Playboy interview (1980)

“Me and Jesus are cool. I'm cool with all the gods. Gods recognize gods.”
"UFC 197 press conference" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Mk9-4FLgE (January 2016), Ultimate Fighting Championship, Zuffa, LLC
2010s, 2016

Mirrors and shade
Song lyrics, Mirrors And Shade (2002-2004)

“I'm not worried about tomorrow, because God is there already, waiting for me.”
Source: Manuscript Found in Accra

“I'm looking at them from above, because God put me there.”
Speech (July 1987), quoted in "Las frases para el bronce de Pinochet."
1980s
In the anime, Hikaru says this when he plays in a Go tournament for the first time.
Hikaru no Go

“God gave me a physical defect, and I've accepted that since I'm a kid.”
1993, at a campaign stop, in response to the infamous attack ad that appeared to mock him and suggest he was unfit for the job of Prime Minister due to his Bell's Palsy condition. Source video on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PikszBkfTHM
Live
Context: But last night, the Conservative Party reached a new low; they tried to make fun of the way I look. God gave me a physical defect, and I've accepted that since I'm a kid. It's true, that I speak on one side of my mouth. I'm not a Tory, I don't speak on both sides of my mouth.