“Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.”

“Actually, since I'm gay I think I should count for two guys instead of just one. I mean, in me you get the male point of view and you don't have to worry about me wanting to touch your boobies.”

“Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.”

“The plan of "counting the chickens before they are hatched" is an error of ancient date, but it does not seem to improve by age.”

“People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.”

“You don't count the dead When God's on your side”

“We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count.”

“I will say that no one envies me. Do you believe this or not? No one envies me. [...] I live with my family and, as they say, I don't count your money, please don't count mine.”

“Don't count the days, make the days count.”

“Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count.”