“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
“I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 18
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American actor and comedian 1921–2004Related quotes
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
As quoted in The New Speaker's Treasury of Wit and Wisdom (1958) by Herbert Victor Prochnow, p. 322.
“I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 59
“I tell my wife she is only third most important thing after My Country and My Parents.”
And dhoni doesn't make false promises either. He says it like it is. https://www.scoopwhoop.com/sports/ms-dhoni/
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect But Plenty of Sex and Drugs (2004), p. 21
As quoted in "British sensation Lawson says cooking should be about fun, family" by Beth Cooney in Oakland Tribune http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4176/is_20030604/ai_n14551204 (4 June 2003)
“I don't want to tell my dreams, I want to show them!”