“Hypothetical: Shipwrecked and eating a penis- …I'll look for something else. We're surrounded by water. Why are we eating knob?”

Podcast Series 1 Episode 3
On Food

Source: We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Eating Animals (2009)

Variant: I'll eat you up I love you so.
Source: Where the Wild Things Are

Source: The Collected Dorothy Parker

Rant taped by Nick Eszterhas, son of screenwriter Joe Eszterhas, in Costa Rica http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/transcript-mel-gibson-rant-joe-eszterhas-37108

Source: On Being Blonde (2004), p. 78

Variant: We’re the wicked witch. We promise gingerbread, but we eat the little bastards alive.
Source: Ender's Game

Asked how a vegan lifestyle, embraced by her daughter Ronda, would square with such a violent sport as judo, as quoted in "Rousey Is 1st U.S. Woman to Earn A Medal in Judo", in The Washington Post (14 August 2008) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/13/AR2008081303517.html