“It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.”

“Hypothetical: Shipwrecked and eating a penis- …I'll look for something else. We're surrounded by water. Why are we eating knob?”

Karl Pilkington (1972) English television personality, social commentator, actor, author and former radio producer

“Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo… Kangaroo — Captain Kangaroo … I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.”

Bob Keeshan (1927–2004) United States Marine

“Eating was hard. Breathing was hard. Living was hardest.”

Laurie Halse Anderson Wintergirls

“[...] live hard not soft; eat hard not soft; seek fiber in foods and in life.”

Helen Nearing (1904–1995) American writer

“How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!"
And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!”

Dr. Seuss (1904–1991) American children's writer and illustrator, co-founder of Beginner Books

“There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.”

John Updike book Rabbit at Rest

“As long as you’re doing what it takes, training hard and eating right, that’s all that matters.”

Rich Piana (1970–2017) American bodybuilder and internet personality

“Oh! kangaroos, sequins, chocolate sodas! / You really are beautiful! Pearls, / harmonicas, jujubes, aspirins!”

Frank O'Hara (1926–1966) American poet, art critic and writer

“Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!'
Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?'
Which one do you think?'
Bad Vlad?'
Good call.”

Dr. Seuss Horton Hears a Who!