“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

Jack Benny (1894–1974) comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor

“When you buy a box of Ritz crackers, on the back of the box, they have all these suggestions as to what to put on top of the Ritz. "Try it with turkey and cheese. Try it with peanut butter." But I like crackers man, that's why I bought it, 'cause I like crackers! I don't see a suggestion to put a Ritz on top of a Ritz. I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates! You've got no faith in the product itself.”

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

Bill Cosby (1937) American actor, comedian, author, producer, musician, activist

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

Judy Blume (1938) American children's writer

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

Janet Evanovich (1943) Novelist

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

Kate DiCamillo book Because of Winn-Dixie

“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”

Patricia Briggs book Frost Burned

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

Bill Watterson (1958) American comic artist