“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”

“Jack: I know, but peanut butter?”

“Life isn't a romance novel. The truth is, the reason romance novels sell so well ---- the reason why everyone loves them ---- is because no one's life is actually like that. Everyone WANTS their life to be like that.”

“Without peanut butter, I might starve.”

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

“Man can not live by bread alone… he must have peanut butter.”

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.”