“Life is like a bowl of spaghetti.
Every once in a while, you get a meatball.”

“Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.”

“Life is like a bowl of old bread.”

“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti:
it requires so much attention.”

“Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.”

“To know what life is worth you have to risk it once in a while.”

“Miracles are like meatballs because nobody knows what they are made of, where they came from or how often they should appear.”

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”

“Zimbabwe, once the breadbasket of Africa, is now its dust bowl.”

“Once you decide not to worry about that stuff anymore, dating and relationships and love and all that, it's like you're free to get on with real life.”