“There are three things that none of the young men of the present generation can do. They can't sit over their wine; they can't play at wist; and they can't pay a lady a compliment.”

“You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things.”

“I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.”

“As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can.”

“It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”

“If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.”

“There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.

All you need is love.”

“I got three letters today telling me that I'm god. Why can't I pay the rent?”

“We can't do a list of 20 things. You can't do 20 things in parallel. Do one of them. Do the next.”

“Young bloods can't spell but they can rock you in Playstation”