“Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.”

“I always run into strong women who are looking for weak men to dominate them.”

Andy Warhol (1928–1987) American artist

“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”

Chris Rock (1965) American comedian, actor, screenwriter, television producer, film producer, and director

“Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.”

Terry Pratchett book Unseen Academicals

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian

“Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.”

Nelson DeMille book Wild Fire

“Men must make women afraid and compliant, including through beatings; women must be housebound and servile. The men, then, can attend orgies or engage in any other sexual activity.”

Andrea Dworkin book Intercourse

“The men in my family are strong because the women in my family kill and eat the weak ones.”

Robert Jordan (1948–2007) American writer

“Not only am I scared of big, strong men, I'm scared of mean little women. It's just little skinny men and nice big women that I get along with.”

Rudy Rucker (1946) American mathematician, computer scientist, science fiction author and philosopher

“Men are cheaters.
Women are not to be trusted.
And most people are dumb.”

Jackie Collins (1937–2015) British-American novelist and writer